Honestly, I found this hilarious because it is so true! I have heard these things said by both guys and girls. One of the comments for the video was "Reminds me of the time my college roommate read "The Color Purple" then came to me and said 'I just read "The Color Purple" and I want to give you a hug.' True story folks."
The funnies (and most accurate) of the "s*it ____________ say" videos.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
Hahaha, out of all the things said, I have heard and seen the following:
1. "Not to sound racist, but..."
2. "Why isn't there a White Entertainment channel?"
3. "Why isn't there a White History Month?"
4. "Slavery was 300 years ago. Get over it. Jews were slaves too, but you don't see them complaining all the time."
5. "You can say the N word, but I can't?" (I personally think no one should, white or black)
6. "My best friend was black" or "I have black friends, so what I'm saying isn't racist".
7. "I'm so tanned, OMG I'm practically black!"
8. "Such and such is soooo ghetto."
9. "I'm not into black guys/girls."
10. "So cute/hot for a black guy/girl."
11. Anything dealing with hair.
12. "Hey, do you know a such and such? I don't know, such and such is black."
13. "Holla!!"
14. "Sorry, I don't like rap." (And then be the main ones buying the music)
15. "I think what I like the most about them is that they aren't stereotypical black people."
And many others! All in all, every race does something like this. I've seen black people prejudge white people who play basketball or who are on the dance floor. It's all sad but true.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
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