Slogans from the past
Slogans from the past
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#0Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:15pm
Somehow those tv and radio commercials got into your head, and you can't get them out. So put them here.
Put a Tic Tac in your mouth and get a bang out of life
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 7/10/06 at 02:15 PM
#1re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:16pmWhere's the Beef?
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#2re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:16pm
your way, right away.
at Burger King now.
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#3re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:18pm
OK, I don't remember the real words to this one, only the made up words:
McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French Fries up your nose
Pickles between your toes
And don't forget their famous shakes
They come from polluted lakes
McDonalds is your kind of place
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Dabadoll
Featured Actor Joined: 9/9/04
#4re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:28pm
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us. All we ask is that you let us have it your way!
Another Burger King one.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
~Groucho Marx
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
#5re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:29pmYou can take Salem out of the country BUT you can't take the country out of Salem.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
peach
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/05
#6re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:38pm
The Big Red commercials..
So kiss a little longer, longer with Big Red!
That Big Red freshness goes right through it
Your fresh breath goes on and on
While you chew it!
So say goodbye a little longer...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:49pm
Reach out and touch someone -AT&T
(I always found that one kind creepy)
Just do it -Nike
"melts in your mouth not in your hand"
-that ones has been proven wrong many a time with sticky fingered children at the pool.
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#8re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:55pm
I can bring home the bacon
fry it up in the pan
and never let you
forget you're a man...
'cause I'm a woman
Enjoli!
#9re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:57pmBlue, I remember that commercial very well, but NEVER could've come up with the name...enjoli! HA!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#10re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:00pm
I used to dance around my apartment in Brooklyn when I was a kid (with a frying pan) to that stupid-ass commercial, doodle. I guess it's no wonder I became an advertising writer.
Another one I memorized from those late night channel 9 (WOR-TV in NY) commercials:
"These are the amazing Lee press on-nails. They press on in seconds. No glue, no mess! Simply press on Lee super-stick tabs. Then press on Lee press-on nails. That's all. Easy on, easy off. use them again and again. They just won't break or split. Polish, and they're narly imposible to chip. Press on!"
Updated On: 7/10/06 at 04:00 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#12re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:13pmI'm a Pepper
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#13re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:18pm
That is impressive, Blue...I can only remember one from the Philly area that is etched in my mind forever. It was a cheap commercial for a clothing store in Central New Jersey:
If you've got a passion for fashion
If you've got a craving for savings
Take the wheel of your automobile
And SWING on down to Ideal
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#14re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:42pm
"I used to dance around my apartment in Brooklyn when I was a kid (with a frying pan) to that stupid-ass commercial, doodle. I guess it's no wonder I became an advertising writer. "
OMG--my friends and I used to do the exact same thing. Wow...wonder if they realized there were scores of little girls learning to act all sexy and seductive from a perfume commercial? LOL!
And I haven't seen his commericals lately, but anyone in the Philly Area remember Alan Rothenberg? "Injured? Call the law offices of Alan Rothenberg"
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#15re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:43pm
Brush your breath
Brush your breath
Brush your breath with Dentyne.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#16re: slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:45pm
one man sleeps while the other man drives,
on the non-stop lawson's run
and the cold, cold juice
in the tank-truck caboose,
stays as fresh as the florida sun.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#17re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:45pm
I wore those tacky Lee Press-on Nails to my sister's Bat Mitzvah and thought I was hot sh-t.
I've never heard of Ideal! I guess we didn't have that store in NY.
Although I don't remember any kind of "slogan" I'll never forget when Courteney Cox was shilling for Playtex or Kotex or whatever. I think it was the first time someone said "period" in a commercial.
My favorite wasn't even from a real commercial...
"Galaxy Glue
Galaxy Glue
life would go to pieces
without Galaxy Glue..."
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#18re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:47pm
Craaaaaazy Eddie
Because his prices are...
INSANE!!!!!!
(and so was the actor that played him)
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 7/10/06 at 04:47 PM
peach
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/05
#19re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:50pm
To add to spiderdj...
you're a pepper!
Blue - what was Galaxy Glue from? I am singing it here, but I can't place it. Wait, was it the Incredible Shrinking Woman?
Anyone from the tri-state area or the northeast remember...
Come to the Poconos - beautiful mount airy lodge...(with the champagne glass bathtub in the commercial!)
Updated On: 7/10/06 at 04:50 PM
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#20re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:52pm
"Honeycomb's big.
Yeah yeah yeah!
It's not small.
No, no, no!
Honeycomb's got
a big, big, bite..."
P.S. Yes, Galaxy Glue was from The Incredible Shrinking Woman. 
And of course I remember the "beautiful Mount Airy Lodge" commercials...complete with the rooms outfitted with shag rugs and assorted '70s porn decor.
Updated On: 7/10/06 at 04:52 PM
kate2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/6/05
#21re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:54pmI remember the commercial for COCOA CRISP with the monkey floating down a river singing a song. I can't remember the words to the song though, only the tune! It's driving me crazy
#22re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:55pm
I remember the Mount Airy Lodge Commerical...and Crazy Eddie...
How about....
Monchichi, Monchichi
Oh so soft and cuddly,
Put their hands in their mouths, it's really neat
Fun to tickle their little feet
La la la, la la la
Happy, happy Monchichi!
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#24re: Slogans from the past
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:57pm
Meet the swinger, Polaroid Swinger
Meet the swinger, Polaroid Swinger
It's more than a camera, it's almost alive
It's only nineteen dollars, and ninety-five
Swing it up...
(yeah-yeah)
It says yes...
(yeah-yeah)
Take the shot...
(yeah-yeah)
Count it down...
(yeah-yeah)
Zip it off!
*repeat while dancing the Pony*
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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