That Girl Emily...

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 5:52pm

...is my new hero.

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 5:54pm

Oh my gosh, if that's real, I want to hug that woman! That is so cool!

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 5:55pm

That is so brilliant...

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 5:56pm

I love that the billboard is just the beginning.

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 6:03pm

That IS brilliant!

There have been billboards like that asking "Will you Marry Me __"

This is truly wonderful!

[Anakela]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 6:25pm

Supposedly maybe an ad for a show on Court TV (?- there is also the same billboard posted in L.A.), but still funny.

Gawker.com speculation Updated On: 7/18/06 at 06:25 PM

[MOXIEINTHECITY]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 6:28pm

Sorry to disappoint...but that blog is fiction.

The husband buying new underwear, the slowing down of the sex life, screwing the best friend??????????

Jackie Collins, she ain't. It's a totally cliched piece of fiction.

If not, she's an annoying drama queen looking for attention.

Anyway, I always sit in the front row, second person from the window. Perfect mirror view, just the right amount of direct sunlight.

Well, today, I got to class and there’s a newbie in my spot. I tapped her on her malnourished shoulder (yes, she pissed me off even more with her tiny wisp of a body) and she looked at me like I was insane. The newbie had the nerve to tell me I was late for class and shrugged me off. Yes, I admit I was late, but no, this Lindsay Lohan-wanna-be was not a regular.



Just got back from Pilates and the newbie had the nerve not only to show up but to take my spot again! But I guess I was late again so there wasn’t much I could do… until the newbie was in the shower and I stole her towel. Well, not exactly. I took her towel and put it in the bin with the other used towels. But the look on her face was priceless!


She's 35? And stealing people's towels in the gym? P-S-Y-C-H-O Updated On: 7/18/06 at 06:28 PM

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 6:37pm

That's okay. It wouldn't be the first time my hero has been fictional.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 7:23pm

Now, WW, you know I'm as real as your underwear.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 7:27pm

My underwear is imaginary.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 7:28pm

Uh oh.

[MOXIEINTHECITY]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 1:06pm

Did she delete her blog?

[Holly Therese]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:28pm

Message to Emily: Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I would like to beeeeeeeeeee...

[MOXIEINTHECITY]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:49pm

According to Gawker.com it's a viral marketing campaign for a new show
on CourtTV. There are billboards in LA, NY and Chicago.

[Holly Therese]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:52pm

Damn. I liked the idea of the billboard a lot...

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 4:31pm

okay, I can't read the text of the billboard in the pix and can't find it anywhere else so far.

But it reminds me of a grad school friend who, after being dumped by a girl he had laboriously "switched teams" for, posted Xeroxes of her headshot all over the campus town with the (paraphrased) caption: DO NOT LOVE THIS GIRL. SHE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART.

I love that story.

[MOXIEINTHECITY]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 4:37pm

Is Tom Cruise's sister handling their publicity?
Great idea. Horrible execution. It was too obvious that it was a fake. She recently updated the blog to add a You Tube video "catching" her husband with "the other woman."

They were clearly two actors mugging for the camera.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 4:46pm

Like Tiffani Amber Thiessans tahtah's . . . real or fake, it's fantastic.

[DG]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 4:48pm

"Like Tiffani Amber Thiessans tahtah's . . . real or fake, it's fantastic."

DJ - that is a sig quote just waiting to happen.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 4:49pm

Hey, it's true . . . what can I say?!?!?!

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 4:50pm

can someone whose resoluation lets you read the billboard type the text here? thanks ever so....

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 4:53pm

"Hi Steven,

Do I have your attention now?

I know all about her you dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful, poorly-endowed slime ball. Everything's caught on tape.

Your (soon to be ex) wife,
Emily

ps. I paid for this billboard with OUR joint bank account."

Updated On: 7/19/06 at 04:53 PM

[DG]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 4:56pm

"Hi Steven,

Do I have your attention now?
I know all about her, you dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful, poorly-endowed slimeball. Everything's caught on tape.

Your(soon-to-be-ex)Wife,
Emily

p.s.-I paid for this billboard from OUR joint bank account."

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 4:59pm

cool, stereo. Thanks, folks.

[DG]

Posted: 7/19/06 at 5:01pm

DJ and I are very helpful gents - he's just quicker than I am