BMI = Bull**** (that) Makes (you) Insane
According to my BMI, I am overweight, yet...
I have visible abs.
If that's fat, god help us all.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.