The BWW Weight Watchers Club — Page 15

#351

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:04pm

You ARE pretty, sweet boy - where it counts!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#352

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:07pm

Everyone repeat after me:

I'M A PRETTY GIRL, MAMA!

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#353

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:08pm

Okay...but only if I can wear the dress and do the whole scene.

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#354

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:09pm

YES YES YES!!!!! DOOOOOO IT!!!!!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#355

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:10pm

*pins up hair, and pulls on the white gloves*

*touches cheek*

(...my OWN, damn it)

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#356

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:11pm

Touch miiiiiiiiine!!!!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#357

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:13pm

RATHY!!! Are you goin' "straight" for me???

...Or is it because I'm standing here in this evening gown?

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Updated On: 1/21/06 at 09:13 PM

#358

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:14pm

It's the gown.


*swoon*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#359

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:21pm

I KNEW it.

...Okay, I guess I'll keep it.

But only for special occasions, and only for YOU.

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#360

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:22pm

YAY!!!

God, you look so hot right now.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#361

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:24pm

"I'm a pretty girl, Mama!!!!"

*exits triumphantly to do the big strip montage*

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#362

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:24pm

Don't EXIT to do that!!!!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#363

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:27pm

Oh, crap, I forgot my blocking.

*flips through script*

Come to think of it, I'd rather strip off-stage. I'm no exhibitionist. What WERE you thinking???

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#364

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:27pm

But it's MEEEEEE.

Good God we've jacked this thread.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#365

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:31pm

I KNOW... wasn't this supposed to be about ditching our Fatty McFattiness?

I'm trying. I'll be down to a Size 6 by summer if I have to suck lemons or ice cubes from now until Memorial Day.

(wow, I just sounded like Jaily, didn't I?)

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#366

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:33pm

No, Jaily would be sucking lemons dusted with TrimSpa.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#367

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:35pm

...and laced with bourbon.

...then lit on fire.

...and served on the tip of a sword.

God, I have him pegged.

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#368

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:36pm

These are a few of my favorite things...

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#369

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:47pm

b12, I have no idea why I'm so attracted to you.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#370

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 10:02pm

Wow, I know how to clear a room.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#371

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:05pm

Rath - I really want to get to my target by 2/15. We will see!

#372

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:17am

Why 2/15?

Remember all those V-Day chocolates and goodies the days before...

#373

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:23am

I am trying really, really hard to get back on a diet again but I am finding my life is sucking quite a bit right now, which leads to total apathy followed by depression which translates into shoving my mouth with chocolate/candy/the most fattening food in the vicinity. It's a vicious cycle.

I workout at least 5 days a week, but I've been counteracting it with the amount and types of food I've been consuming lately.

But I just can't get myself to give a ****!!

::bangs head on desk::

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#374

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:24am

My brother went to the Dr. and he told him that he is about 12 lbs off his target weight and 5 more lbs he would be considered "obese". If you knew my bro, you would know why I'm still laughing. He is nowhere near "over-weight" and miles away from obese. I told him it's time for a new Dr. And I'm sure a lot of people take this sh&% to heart.

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#375

re: The BWW Weight Watchers Club

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:40am

please remember to give yourself a break too! we all go through rough patches and should be allowed that "fall from grace." Don't set yourself to too strict a regimen, because that sets one up for failure, and into the vicious cycle.