The Brawny Man
The Brawny Man
#0The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 8:58pm
ok - has anyone else seen the new Brawny paper towel commercials and noticed how much they look like an advertisement for Gay Porn?
That guys jeans are so tight you can tell his religion...and it looks like he could poke your eye out...oh yes (joeyjoe just reminded me) that frosting dribbled on the counter top...its all TOO homoerotic...
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
Joshua488
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/29/04
#1re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:02pmOh, yes. Online blogger Towleroad introduced me to these (great) borderline-explicit ads. Brawny Man is very hot.
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#2re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:03pmthe way they keep eye contact with the camera, and the tone of voice the announcer uses. Still, i wouldn't mind being the casting person for that campaign.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#3re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:04pmTxTwostep - I knew I liked you!
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#5re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:17pm
The Brawny Man? interesting...
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#6re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:17pmout here in the provinces we should probably get this commercial on TV about 2018....ARRGH
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#7re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:19pm
How about THIS Brawny Man, Redhot?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#8re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:20pmyou'll be shocked if you know what to look for - hell - even if you don't...its blatantly sexual.
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#9re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:24pmredhot....nothing shocks me.........hehe
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#10re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:26pmMatt - thats gotta be one of the best pics of Marc I've ever seen. But it doesn't beat the crotch shot of the guy in the tv commercial - OY VEY.
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#12re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:30pm
hmmm....."massively" improved?
Updated On: 3/23/05 at 09:30 PM
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#13re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:33pm
But he's hot in the sense of early 80s porn, no?
Very Jack Wrangler -- The Early Years. There's something about all that flannel and suburban denim (a dad with an SUV on a Saturday a.m., not an urban gay male) that bespeaks a kinder, gentler era. Whatever.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#14re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:34pmand didja notice how in the commercials these very masculine men are doing very sensitive things? the better to appeal to romantic female demo and of course gay men?
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#15re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:34pmMorosco - oh MY...I wasn't aware of that - now why don't they use that guy in the commercial???
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#16re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:35pmHow much do I love the fact that someone else on this board knows who Jack Wrangler is?????????????
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#17re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:40pmhehehehe.......ah Jack.......and dear old Casey Donovan
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#18re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:42pmGood lord - I haven't heard the name Casey Donovan in a million years - but joeyjoe just reminded me of another of our favorites - Al Parker!!! Woof!
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#19re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:43pm
The former Brawny Man looked like 80's porn as well!
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#20re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:43pm
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#21re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:44pm
I met Al at LA Pride.......I was speechless, and my boyfriend at the time asked in front of him....'Why are you talking to his crotch", LOLOL
do you rememebr Tony Romano?
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#22re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:44pmMatt - leave it to YOU to have that information at the ready...lol...I need to get that book!
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#24re: The Brawny Man
Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:46pmnow that would be fun for an Easter basket
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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