The BroadwayWorld Hotel — Page 8

#176

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:03pm

Circumsision is awful.


It (mine) was a bloody mess.

#177

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:04pm

Bulldog, Rath is always giving away the keys to her place. The problem is, no one ever bothers to use them.

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#178

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:06pm

the ONCE UPON A MATTRESS room:

The bed has 12 (or is it 20?) downy mattresses, but stuffed between them are all kinds of junk. You'll never get a good nights rests. Everything is else is designed like a castle, including a moat you have to cross to get into your room. You can't cross over the drawbridge, though. You have to swim across.

And you always have to be QUIET.

#179

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:06pm

You remember yours?

#180

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:08pm

What am I supposed to remember? My circumcision?

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Updated On: 8/5/06 at 10:08 PM

#181

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:10pm

I was talking to Fab.

"Circumsision is awful. It (mine) was a bloody mess."

#182

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:11pm

It was later...

#183

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:12pm

Well learn to be specific!

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#184

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:12pm

Three "c" and one "s."

Updated On: 8/5/06 at 10:12 PM

#185

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:13pm

Wow. If you don't mind me asking, how old were you?

#186

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:15pm

When?

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#187

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:17pm

I'm talkin to Fabrizio! Maybe I should PM him.

The MOUSTRAP room:
It's designed to look like a country Bed and Breakfast. You sleep in the red room. The "Hickory Dickory Dock" song is played on a piano, but there isn't a piano anywhere in sight.

#188

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:18pm

The I Can't Think of Anything room. Comes complete with concrete floor and uncovered flourecent lights.

Edit: I actually don't want to answer that.

Updated On: 8/5/06 at 10:18 PM

#189

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:19pm

It sounds like a cell at Sing Sing.

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#190

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:20pm

The KISS of the SPIDERWOMAN room:

Concrete floor and cinderblock walls. The bed, though, is in the cell. It's kinda like a four poster, but, with bars.

#191

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:21pm

The "Celebrity Who Cannot Be Named on BWW" Suite. It comes with its own fully stocked deli counter.

#192

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:24pm

The Vagina Monologues Room...to enter you must squeeze through two large rubber cylindars and once you make it inside, well...you're in.

I hope that doesn't get this thread delted.

#193

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:24pm

A deli! Yum.
Is it free?

#194

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:25pm

THE ACT room. Here everything is decorated in Halston sequins and there are lots of poles if you should get the urge to do a pole dance. You hear plenty of Kander and Ebb music and at least once a night a Gower Champion look-alike comes by to save the day.

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#195

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:27pm

Dang! My Liza with a Z DVD won't work!!

What is a region code?

#196

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:33pm

The "Puppetry of the Penis Room" is reserved only for those men able bring a sufficient amount their own "amenities."

#197

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:36pm

Oh. And who will be, um, measuring those "amenities"?

#198

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:37pm

Oh, my!

#199

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:54pm

I think Rath should be the one to measure.

#200

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/6/06 at 12:05pm

The MY FAIR LADY room. Tastefully decorated to resemble a Victorian parlor, this room features old phonographs and grammophones with recordings of various speech patterns of the English language. A highly trained professional will come to you and enable you to seak the Queen's English in no time. One wall of the room is pasted with 78 alternative adjectives for the word "amazing".

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