The BroadwayWorld Hotel — Page 6

#126

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 11:00pm

The Annie Room---You have to room in a big dormitory with lots of other guests. One of you is lucky enough to be chosen to move to the penthouse suite and is given the royal treatment, including a loveable scruffy dog.

#127

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 11:03pm

The Sutton Foster Room...located next to fire escape...

#128

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 12:55am

Yay, mine hasn't been done yet. I love this thread.

The SHE LOVES ME room. Furnished in lovely 1930s Budapest style. Scented stationary provided along with matching envelopes. All letters will be picked up by 5 o'clock each evening by a young boy on a bicycle. A tall, handsome man slightly resembling Howard McGillin will deliver flowers at random and try to woo you. As a special treat, there will be free unlimited amounts of vanilla ice cream sent to your room whenever you please.

Have a lovely stay!

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No one is alone.

#129

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 1:03am

The Idina Menzel room - Upon first seeing the room in brochures and on television many agree the decor is stunning. Teen girls make their parents shell out tons of cash just to see the room. If you actually get to spend time in the room, which is unlikely, your back will hurt like a BITCH! Or so I hear.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 8/4/06 at 01:03 AM

#130

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 1:06am

"If you actually get to spend time in the room, which is unlikely, your back will hurt like a BITCH!"

And your ears!

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"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!

#131

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 1:10am

The Beauty and the Beast room- Where all your furniture is alive, and the wardrome enjoys singing to you every night.

Les Miz Room- Constantly moving in circles, you must step onto the turntable to enter.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels room- All money is taken from you upon entrance.

#132

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 1:20am

THe noises off room!
With a million different ways to enter, and just as masny way to exit the room. Customers may have difficulty remembering when to check in and to check out, but it's all right, every customer gets 5 free plates of sardines.
Great for large parties

oh management, have you seen a phone with a very long cord? ours seems to be missing again

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Fear no more the heat o' the sun, Nor the furious winter's rages; Thou thy worldly task hast done, Home art gone and ta'en thy wages: Golden lads and girls all must, As chimney-sweepers, come to dust. ~Cymbeline

#133

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 1:25am

The Kristin Chenoweth room - While half the size of our other rooms, it's decorated in BRILLIANT yellows and the BRIGHTEST of pinks. You won't mind the extra short bed because there is NO sleeping in this room. There is a strange & shrill noise that fills this room at all times. You will find a bible and a bikini in the nightstand.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#134

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 1:27am

The Starlight Express room - Hardwood floors, lots of space, TONS of bright lights and not a damn other thing that makes sense.

More on The Phantom room - A very popular room. Huge chandelier included at no additional cost. This room has been around forever. We're not sure why.

Avenue Q room - This is a semi-private room. You have to share with crass puppets that are often being as loud as the hell they want.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 8/4/06 at 01:27 AM

#135

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 4:23am

THE BOMBAY DREAMS ROOM- Dazzling decoration, very "Moulin Rouge", very fabulous and...a fountain!!!

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"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-

#136

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 10:40am

The Into the Woods room - Adorable fairytale type decor. Frilly beds and furniture. Comes complete with its own tower and anorexic cow. However, should you stay past checkout time, a giant foot will drop from the ceiling and squash you.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#137

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 2:39pm

The NO, NO NANETTE room. Enjoy a room decorated in a beach motif, complete with large beach balls and a circular divan. On the hour, animated "tea dancers" encircle the divan. On the half hour "happy tappers" do the same. At any given point the vacuum cleaner may be found chasing the maid helter skelter.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#138

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 2:55pm

The WICKED room: A daycare for the wee ones.

#139

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 3:03pm

The Good Vibrations Room- Now if you didn't know what good vibrations was, this room would seem like a sex room. But no this room is family fun. The floor is all covered with sand, and it is always sunny. Your bed is in a water of sea that covers half the room and you have to swim to it. Also beware you are subject to be hitting with a beachball at any time during your stay.

#140

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 3:12pm

The High School Musical Room: The most kid-friendly of our rooms, The walls are adorned with the brightest colors of blue, green, yellow, and pinks. The rug is orange shag because it feels good inbetween your toes. Inside your mini-fridge is a picture of Michael Crawford.

#141

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 3:25pm

More on The High School Musical Room- The floor is the same as a basketball court, and everytime you walk that high pitched screech sound is heard (the sound at the beginning of get your head in the game). You are going to love this room so much you are never going to wanna break free. Also, in your bathrooms you will find free Sharpays!

#142

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 4:15pm

THE FANTASTICKS room.

There's a wall.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#143

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 4:20pm

Isn't Sharpay one of the characters?
I don't think I'd want to stay in a room where the bathroom is a cruise spot.

#144

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 6:50pm

The Music Man room - cheerily decorated in a turn-of-the-century motif with frilly lace curtains and contains a replica of a front porch. This room is very large and spacious; it can accomodate, say, 76 trombones and 110 coronets easily without feeling cramped. The waitstaff are dressed in band uniforms and always walk around in formation together. Band leader baton included. Instruments, sheet music and uniforms extra.

#145

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 7:23pm

The JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR room. Decorated with great historical accuracy, this room looks like a page out of the Archeological Digest. There are upright pillars and courtyards, as well as handmaids to tend to your every need. There are also two heavy wooden planks to be used as your whim sees fit. Metal spikes extra.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#146

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 7:30pm

The Gantry Room - for 1 night stands

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#147

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 7:38pm

The HOW NOW, DOW JONES room. Imaginatively decorated with ticker tape, this room looks like a bad dream on the stock exchange. There are desks, office chairs and lots of noise. Anyone who complains is asked to "step to the rear" and listen to Tony Roberts sing the score on the obc recording.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#148

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 9:49pm

The Fabrizio2 room:


DollyPop's picture decopaged all over the wall...along with DollyPop ragdolls, a brass bed with silk pillowcases with DollyPop's face embroidered on...along with a duvet that says DollyPop all over it.

#149

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/4/06 at 11:28pm

There's also the JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR "CONCEIVED FOR THE STAGE AND DIRECTED BY TOM O'HORGAN" room. The room is very noisy, with lots of stained wood. Everything has a cord attached. Furnishings include oversized tambourines, phallic symbols, and a giant pair of dentures.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

Updated On: 8/4/06 at 11:28 PM

#150

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/5/06 at 11:57am

The ROCKABYE HAMLET room. The guest enters and is immediately impressed with two small ferris wheels of votive lights gently spinning while soft rock music plays in the background. In the middle of the room is a microphone on a stand and a cord long enough for anyone who is foolish enough to attempt suicide by wrapping it around their necks.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)