#151
Posted: 8/5/06 at 3:07pm
Don't you have to book the Jesus Christ Superstar room for three days?
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#152
Posted: 8/5/06 at 3:23pm
You don't have to, but they kick you out on the third day.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#153
Posted: 8/5/06 at 3:23pm
Can there be a "Debbie Does Dallas" room?
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#154
Posted: 8/5/06 at 3:52pm
The URINETOWN room: A room with the UGC's logo emblazaoned around the room. You must also pay steep fees to use the bathroom, or prepare to face officer Lockstock.
The LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS room: a decrepit "Skid Row" type room decorated with vines everywhere, as well as a faulty analog clock. There are also several small Audrey 2's around the room (feed at your own risk)
The MISS SAIGON suite : a suite with one room decorated with 1970's Vietnamese furniture ; the other room is made up to look like the Engineer's Dreamland club. All bed sheets and bathroom towels have helicopter logos on them.
The LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS room: a decrepit "Skid Row" type room decorated with vines everywhere, as well as a faulty analog clock. There are also several small Audrey 2's around the room (feed at your own risk)
The MISS SAIGON suite : a suite with one room decorated with 1970's Vietnamese furniture ; the other room is made up to look like the Engineer's Dreamland club. All bed sheets and bathroom towels have helicopter logos on them.
"You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor!" - Betty Parris to Abigail Williams in Arthur Miller's The Crucible
Updated On: 8/5/06 at 03:52 PM
#155
Posted: 8/5/06 at 5:14pm
The NAKED BOYS SINGING! room. Walking into this room, one is struck by the fact that the radio's on. One wall is decorated with life-sized cut-outs of Robert Mitchum and on a table there is the equipment needed for performing a bris. The coathooks are in the shape of a significant part of the male anatomy.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#156
Posted: 8/5/06 at 5:59pm
"The coathooks are in the shape of a significant part of the male anatomy."
Which part is that?
Which part is that?
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
#157
Posted: 8/5/06 at 6:13pm
The prostate. Duh!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#159
Posted: 8/5/06 at 6:58pm
The BELLS ARE RINGING room. A step back into the 50's, this room is designed to look like the basement apartment where "SuzAnsaPhone" was located. There's a switchboard and an assortment of colorful characters who want to know what the odds are for certain horse races. Cha-cha lessons are given free of charge.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#160
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:03pm
THE FIDDLER ON THE ROOF ROOM: Take a trip back to the schtetl in this simple room decorated in a peasant motif. Simple feather beds and and open hearth give one a real sensation of how our relatives toughed it during the pogroms. Meals are simple: borscht, potatoes, black bread, potatoes, beans, potatoes, and schnapps. Hav daughters of marriagable age? Please free to call the concierge to arrange a meeting with our hotel's matchmaker.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#161
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:25pm
My relatives (atleast blood relatives) aren't Jewish, but my aunt is. Can I still stay?
#162
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:29pm
You will have to check into the NAKED BOYS SINGING ROOM first for a Bris.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#164
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:33pm
You don't know what a Bris is? It's a ritual circumcision.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#165
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:36pm
The "Bliss of a Bris" number is one of the highlights of NAKED BOYS SINGING!
Geeze!
Geeze!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/5/06 at 09:36 PM
#166
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:39pm
I'm already circumsized. Thanks.
And, I've never seen NAKED BOYS SINGING. Well, the show, I have seen a naked boy that sings.
And, I've never seen NAKED BOYS SINGING. Well, the show, I have seen a naked boy that sings.
#167
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:41pm
Well what are you waiting for? The show's been running for something like 8 years.
...and everyone here feels truly blessed to know about your lack of foreskin.
...and everyone here feels truly blessed to know about your lack of foreskin.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/5/06 at 09:41 PM
#168
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:42pm
Uh, I've never been to NYC. I'll get around to it. Someday. I'm in no rush.
#169
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:44pm
Circumsized men are welcomed in New York City.
There are several touring companies of NAKED BOYS. Maybe one will come to a theater near you.
There are several touring companies of NAKED BOYS. Maybe one will come to a theater near you.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/5/06 at 09:44 PM
#170
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:48pm
I'm in Vegas, so you'd think.
WICKED still hasn't come here yet!
WICKED still hasn't come here yet!
#171
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:48pm
DollyPop, this was a fun thread that you started.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#172
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:50pm
Are we out of musicals already?
I've been trying to think of some we haven't used.
I've been trying to think of some we haven't used.
#173
Posted: 8/5/06 at 9:54pm
Tjhe DROWSY CHAPERONE room. There's a big comfortable chair next to a vintage phonograph. Also a large collection of black vinyl recordings of Broadway shows. One never knows what will pop out of the numerous doors in this room, but from time-to-time, Georgia Engel will pop out and spit water in your face.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/5/06 at 09:54 PM
#174
Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:00pm
the RUMORS room.
There's a comfy sofa and a staircase leading nowhere. Don't let Myra out of the basement, or you'll be kicked out. Also, ignore the gun shots!
There's a comfy sofa and a staircase leading nowhere. Don't let Myra out of the basement, or you'll be kicked out. Also, ignore the gun shots!
#175
Posted: 8/5/06 at 10:03pm
The Rathnait BWW Picnic Room...you're given a key but you can never find the room.
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