The BroadwayWorld Theme Park- Page 10

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:36pm

How about a Les Miz themed playground? The kids could use ball pit ball shooters to renact the battle scenes on the barricades.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:39pm

THE LITTLE SHOP OD HORRORS Plant Shoppe will sell all kinds of flora and fauna.

Updated On: 1/29/06 at 06:39 PM

[Piazzaslight]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:46pm

Why not an IN MY LIFE Lemon rollar-coaster?

Or a THE WOMAN IN WHITE Disney world-esque ride?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 7:50pm

I think we already have an IN MY LIFE Tunnel of Love.

We will, however, be featuring a TWO FOR THE SEESAW seesaw.

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 7:56pm

Is there a Rabbit Hole water slide?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 8:59pm

Of course there is. We're also building a "Climb Ev'ry Mountain" rock climbing wall. Should be fun.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 9:12pm

Naturally, there would be a Guys and Dolls themed water attraction in which the ride attendents would be sure to tell our guests, "sit down you're rocking the boat!".

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 9:36pm

...and the boats will indeed rock!

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 9:40pm

Clearly.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 9:58pm

Our gym and exercise facility will be known as ALL SHOOK UP.

[mominator]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:56pm

With Xanadu, we'll need a Roller Disco

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:58pm

I propose a DROWSY CHAPERONE sleeping salon. For the weary tourist, a slip into this salon and you're provided with a glass of champagne which lulls you into a sweet repose...until your damned kids barge in and awaken you!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 12:01pm

Having trouble taking your medicine? Come to the Mary Poppins Booth and she will give you a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down. And for those with diabetes, there is always Splenda.

[Brave Sir Robin2]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 1:18pm

The JITTERBUG Dance Hall. Every night from 8pm-6am, you can dance once you are bitten by a Jitterbug. Let's hope the Flying Monkeys don't come nback from the roof.

The TARZA playcenter, where you can swing on ropes, climb trees, and eat roast leopard at the TANTOR TATER TOT CAFE.

And, don't forget. There is still room at the RENT Hotel, which is run=down and loks like crap, but we got candles, Stoli, and transvestites. Located near the Sanjaya Salon.

Also, check out the LES MISERBLES BARRICADE ROLLER COASTER EXPERIENCE. You ride through a huge barricade, followed a huge loop on top of the FIDDDLER'S ROOF.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 3:58pm

The SEASCAPE walk-through attraction, where you walk through a setting of beach dunes and get a chance to talk to audioanimatronic lizards. Some of them are very philosophical.

Updated On: 7/19/07 at 03:58 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 4:54pm

Dollypop: Thanks so much for bringing this thread back. I can't stop laughing and plotzing!

[Raviolisun]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 5:11pm

I just read through this whole thread. Whatever did I do without it?

What about a Spring Awakening swinging platform? We won't give you any ideas of what to do on it.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 5:25pm

The CURTAINS who-done-it Dinner Theater.

While you are dining on the finest gourmet meals, a murder-mystery is performed by the girls from Corine's Corner. You get to play Lt. Frank Cioffi and solve the mystery before you get your just desserts.

Updated On: 7/19/07 at 05:25 PM

[Salad_Fingers85]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 9:13pm

A large attractive sign saying "EVERYTHING WICKED THIS WAY" leadun whoever wants to go down there into a large cell where we can hold all the gross fangirls! It's Perfect!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 9:46pm

THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED Laugh-Off. Every two hours, therw ill be a special contest to see who can laugh most like a dog. The winner gets to spend an hour with Tom Everett.

[Yankeefan007]

Posted: 7/20/07 at 9:50am

The See What I Wanna See skyride...take a scenic ride over the park to, well, see what you wanna see.

Coast of Utopia waterpark. Take a voyage in the lazy river around Premukhino. Ice skating in Moscow. Ride on the centerpiece of the park: a giant ship that collapses into a heated-pool every fifteen minutes. And finally, the Salvage wave-pool.

Grey Gardens haunted house. Get your picture taken with Little Edie (a look alike, of course).

ETA: Even better idea: Patti LuPone look/act-alikes walking around the park. Get yelled at for asking for a photo, but it's okay, 'cause it's Patti. Updated On: 7/20/07 at 09:50 AM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 7/20/07 at 1:29pm

The " I HAte Movies Based On Broadway Shows" pavillion. Rotten tomatoes and other object may be purchased to hurl at the screen.

[Trekkie2]

Posted: 4/24/08 at 1:52am

The Cry-Baby center is where the lost kids find their parents, and there is of course a Passing Strange Freak Show.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/24/08 at 7:58am

The world's largest roller coaster will be called "In The Heights"

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/24/08 at 1:31pm

The gift shop where football jerseys are sold by an all-Christian staff will be called JERSEY GOYS.