The BroadwayWorld Theme Park- Page 8

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 12:39pm

I'd much rather see Sondheim beat the crap out of Lloyd Webber.

Or how about Michael John La Chiusa take on Marc Shaiman! Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 1:02pm

In addition to the cdast of JOY and their "Joyrides", public transportation will be available on the Streetcar Named Desire and the Greased Lightning.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 3:48pm

Time manipulation is no problem in the BWW Theme Park. Go find out who your SOMEONE IN A TREE is, I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised...

[paradox_error]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 3:55pm

In the ANYONE CAN WHISTLE Fun Ride, a handsome man separates those who are sane from those who are not. No one is surprised that he fails to find anyone sane...

[DefyingEDCT]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 4:03pm

I hate when I spill things on my clothes at parks and have to wait till I get home to wash them so I propose Edna Turnblads Washing Service.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 8:40pm

Are you looking to get rid of a certain man in your life who is really getting you down? Is your hair stringy and dirty? Why not come to SOUTH PACIFIC WORLD and take care of both? Upon entering, guests will receive a towel and a choice of many shampoos to chose from. Then proceed to the beach and sing I'M GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR" while lathering your bountiful tresses. Emerge feeling refreshed and free .

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 8:53pm

While waiting your turn at SOUTH PACIFIC WORLD, you may want to treat yourself to our top-notch Bloody Mary cocktails. They are available at the Joe Cable Lounge in the lobby.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 8:58pm

Bloody Mary is the drink I love.........especially when made with Absolut Vodka!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 9:07pm

Yenta's remarks about her drinking habits remind me that we will have a branch of the Maureen Stapleton Rehab Center located in the midst of our park.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 9:21pm

Is that where I will get the lecture on the perils of alcohol?

[Prisoner 24601]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 9:36pm

Short on cash? Head to the Caroline or Change ATM's located throught the park.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 10:19pm

Yes, Yenta, the Perils of Alcohol Lecture will be delivered by an audioanimatronic robot that looks like Vera Charles.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 11:52pm

Lucy Van Pelt's Psychology Booth will offer free advise to all those who need it.

Updated On: 8/29/05 at 11:52 PM

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 1:12am

There's always a WILD PARTY or two going on in the park.

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 1:17am

You could take a relaxing dip in the Metamorphisis (sp) pool.

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 1:22am

You fly over PETER PAN's London in small replicas of pirate ships and...oh never mind.

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 1:24am

Oh, I forgot to mention the snowcone booth near the Titanic flume ride.

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 1:27am

Before the park opens, the BWW theme park cast members gather for the MORNING REPORT.

Updated On: 8/29/05 at 01:27 AM

[alterego]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 2:23am

hrh_annette, are those snowcones called slava's snowcones?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 7:44am

There are two kinds of snowcones at the park. One is Slava's Snowcones and the other is Enoch snowcones. Both are delicious.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 10:08am

I think we should plan the menu for meals at the Harmonia Gardens Restarants(s).

I think the CAROUSEL casserole would be nice, as would Nelly Fowler's "Real Nice Clams On The Half Shell".

Then I'd like to see Maria Von Trapp's "Schnitzel With Noodles"

Perhaps Ernestina Money's "Pommes Souffle"

Maybe Monty Python's "Spam and Eggs"

Then there's SOUTH PACIFIC's "Stewpot"

MAME's "Pickled Python"

OKLAHOMA's "Corn on the Cob"

FLOWER DRUM SONG's "Shark Fin Soup"

any other suggestions????

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 4:51pm

THE "I CAN DO THAT" ACADEMY

Here the guests can wander onto stages and play scenes with their favorite actors in state-of-the-art hologram. Imagine playing Hamlet with Helena Carter Bonhem as your Ophelia or Mame with Bea Arthur as your Vera!

All is possible at the BWW Theme Park.

Updated On: 8/29/05 at 04:51 PM

[Justice]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 6:06pm

Let's not forget the Chip TeaCup ride...

Similiar to the Mad Tea Party at Disney, we borrowed from them, as they borrowed three stages from us, therefore, we also have...

The Lion King stampede...see how far you can get with this animal stampede without being crushed...

Debbie Does Dallas...You too can Do Debbie...

Parade...Hang on a noose and swing from left to right, while watching The Old Red Hills of Home Parade.

Wonderful Town...Ride on a simulated subway car as we take you to Christopher Street, and through a Conga line, all the way to a Swing club...while you lose your man...

And, if you still find time in the day, you can enter the On The Town Miss Turnstiles Pageant...hosted everyday by an animatronic Mandy Patinkin

If you have any problems, issues, or a lost child, make sure you head over to the service center, where you will be helped by none other than Gary Coleman...who also rents rooms to the park employees...

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 8:22pm

Parades are a regular feature at the BWW Theme Park. At 3 PM Dolly Levi leads a parade down Sunset Blvd.

At 7 PM Harold Hill leads his parade down Fleet Street.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/29/05 at 8:35pm

DollyPop: At the restaurant they should also serve Cold Jelly and Custard from Oliver and The Best Pies In London from Sweeney Todd. By the way, I know all about the perils of alcohol and I don't need a lecture from Vera Charles. I played Vera Charles in a production of Mame and I was damn good!