The BroadwayWorld Theme Park- Page 7

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 6:26pm

We've already established that The BWW Theme Park is a child-free zone. Therefore we'll have the SWEENEY TODDLER DAYCARE CENTER located near the main gates.

Updated On: 8/27/05 at 06:26 PM

[shira467]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 6:31pm

Dolly....that's cruel!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 6:35pm

What's cruel? That we have a daycare center for the toddlers? We're not charging anything. It's a free service and the parents get rid of their kids--at least for a few hours (if not more).

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 7:12pm

Want to have a nice Jewish Wedding or Shabbat Service at The BroadwayWorld Theme Park? Just schlep on over to Temple Beth You Is My Woman Now.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 8:01pm

I'm plotzing! I'm plotzing all over the place!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:11pm

We'll have to name the streets in the BWW Theme Park. I'm suggesting:

42nd Street
Sunset Boulevard
Easy Street
Catfish Row
Shinbone Alley
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
27A Wimpole Street
Ease On Down The Road
Avenue Q
Grant Avenue
...can you think of any others?

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:17pm

Shubert Alley and Tin Pan Alley

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:20pm

By the way, Yenta, my favorite song in NAKED BOYS SINGING! is "The Bliss of a Bris" Can a bris be performed at the Temple Bess You Is My Woman Now?

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:20pm

Relax with a book at the River Public Library. Just remember to return that book promptly because Marian the Librarian is so uppity. She doesnt have a man.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:22pm

Ah yes, The River City Public Library!!! We'll make sure the shelves are stocked with Chaucer, Balzac and Rabelais!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:23pm

DP.there is really a song called The Bliss of A Bris? I don't think it is very blissful for the baby boy. Ever go to one?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:25pm

Now the last time I saw THE MUSIC MAN, Marian did wind up with a man--and he was Eric McCormack!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:28pm

All the drinking fountains in the BWW Theme Park will play "Shakalaka Baby" from BAMBOO DREAMS.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:30pm

Treat yourself or your sweetheart to some flowers at the Everything's Coming Up Roses Florist. nothing says it best like flowers.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:34pm

Treat your enemies to dead bouquets from the shop next door: "Flores Para Los Muertos"

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:36pm

I want to post about the Gloria Upson Cafe but I can't remember the disgusting thing she served her guests. Do you remember, DP?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:37pm

At an apporpriate spot in the park, there will be a tall tower. Guests will be able to climb up at it and use the "Linda Lanzi Lens", which gives them a 360 degree view of the park--and into Mayor Bloomburg's penthouse (but that's for and extra charge!)

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:41pm

Are you feeling a bit depressed and need to vent you feelings in a healthy constructive manner? Mosey on over to One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest for a bit of group therapy. And if you talk out of turn, lovely nurse Rats**t will give you a nice shot in your tuchas and drag you down the hall for a little eletric shock therapy.

Updated On: 8/27/05 at 10:41 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:43pm

Gloria Upson didn't serve her guests anything. She had that monologue about Muriel Puce. Her parents serve Mame something that consists of peanutbutter and chutney.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 10:55pm

Men...do you want to flaunt your assests? You can at the Full Monty Booth! See if you can beat your fellow contestant's meaurements. Those who do not wish to display their attributes may have their feet measured only. Men on Viagra or Cialis will be disqualified.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/27/05 at 11:06pm

The cast of JOY will be available to give you "joyrides" around the park.

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 1:17am

Dollypop, you forgot Fleet Street! Gotta have that one!


And don't even think about breaking the rules. We have a system even better than 'surveillance cameras.' We've got someone in a tree, watching you. If it happens, he'll be there!

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 1:22am

And every few weeks or so, you can watch all of the pimplely teenagers who need jobs perform "God, I Hope I Get It."

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 8:05am

How could we forget the RAISIN IN THE SUN wave pool? Guests are free to dive and splash in the WATER, but they are also welcomed to just lounge around on the beach--like raisins in the sun!

Updated On: 8/28/05 at 08:05 AM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/28/05 at 11:11am

Are you angst-filled? Do you feel that you just want to swing out and get it out of your system? Then stop in at the Chita-Rita Boxing Ring. Put on a pair of gloves and duke it out with aomeone else and you'll feel better immediately.

Periodically there will be guest stars who will be paired with their foes for the edification of those in the stands. Such pairings will be:

Patti LuPone and Andrew Lloyd Webber

Carol Channing and That Streisand Woman

Ethel Merman and Jackie Suzanne

Chita Rivera and Rita Moreno.

What fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!