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#251

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:32pm

Rath can you please return my Black card to my wallet ...you're getting a little out of hand with the bills from Katz Deli..what are you feeding all your little friends from BWW?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#252

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:34pm

I think I'm still awantin' one of them there ham sammiches.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#253

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:35pm

Who you callin' little? Last time she butterrred up a roll, it was the one makin' up me stomach!

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#254

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:35pm

*runs away with black card*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#255

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:36pm

*chases Rath*

*tackles*

My Paw taught me that one!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#256

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:37pm

yeah, cosco has goremay food. We call it the buffay when we go ther.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#257

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:37pm

hoos sid are yew on, missy?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#258

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:38pm

Undi's tryin' to feed me devil food!

Next you'll try tell there are them there "homosexuals" on this here board!

Praise the good lord!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#259

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:39pm

When Imma feelin' like ethnikal food, I take mah kids to the mother land, right from 'er can!

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

#260

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:40pm

those homysekshels are takin over the movees or so i heers.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#261

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:42pm

There are gays around here? *walks out backwards*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#262

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:43pm

You shure no how to pleaze, Undi.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#263

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:45pm

*hands Undi an empty bucket from KFC*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#264

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:45pm

undi mayk shor yew stik yore hayd out the winder

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#265

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:45pm

My cuzin Billy Bob knew a guy that was homasekshal once. Billy Bob almost caught it too! Ya know, cuz he go too close and all...

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

Updated On: 1/14/06 at 10:45 PM

#266

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:46pm

Yew know wer a poor county when Leeyum's tha one who tot us ter spell!

#267

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:46pm

Howdy y'all!

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#268

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:47pm

Hiya Mom! (or should I say Maw...)

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

Updated On: 1/14/06 at 10:47 PM

#269

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:48pm

Aw shucks, Undi beat me to it. Smart as a whip that one is!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

Updated On: 1/14/06 at 10:48 PM

#270

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:48pm

Maw, where der cookies? Didjer buy 'em from that Mrs. Christie with the coupon I ripped?

#271

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:50pm

Well the oven is still on the fritz, so RC just brought in some of those backwards oreoes!

#272

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:53pm

They just don't look right!

#273

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:55pm

that ther yeller thing lookd lak a jello mole, was it?

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#274

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:56pm

mmmmmmm jello mold!! with fancy fruit in it and all!! What is it, someones birthday?

#275

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:00pm

S'not fruit, mom, I aksidently dropped my fingernails in der. Give it er bit o' extra crunch and proteen, eh?

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