The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)- Page 7

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:36pm

I just had date number 5 with guy number 4.
At this rate, I'm going to be pregnant by Toosdie! WOOT!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:37pm

You're gonna need a bigger shoe for all them chillun, ol' woman!!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:39pm

Now, don't be ignert, there Bway... no more babies! We've got enough mouths to feed.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:40pm

There's allays room for one more'un!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:40pm

Redneck 101
Learn To Speak Redneck

1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly intelligent.

2. As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party (self-explanatory).

3. Tighter than bark on a tree = Not very generous.

4. Big hat, no cattle = All talk and no action.

5. We've howdied but we ain't shook yet = We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.

6. He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow = He has a pretty high opinion of himself.

7. She's got tongue enough for ten rows of teeth = That woman can talk.

8. It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs = We really could use a little rain around here.

9. Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly = Appearances can be deceptive.

10. This ain't my first rodeo = I've been around awhile.

11. He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch = Not the most handsome of men.

12. They ate supper before they said grace = Living in sin.

13. Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope = Stop arguing and do as you're told.

14. As full of wind as a corn-eating horse = prone to boasting.

15. You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits = You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:41pm

Hey broadway singer, I think I found some of your kids under my trailer smokin' last night. They're still there if you need em.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:42pm

But Addy-Mae, my three done started to qualify for the extra crazy checks so I'll be getting a whole $250 a week if I have one more! It'll be like CHristmastime all year!
And that moonshine distillery business is starting to heat up, which means I need another set of hands when baby 3 is 2. Gotta be strong enough to pull that lever...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:43pm

Well, I can be another baby mama if I gots to.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:44pm

I gotsta get pregnant now!
*picks up payphone, makes collect call to baby daddy 2, makes hot date for Boones and fried chicken*

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:46pm

Well, time for me to chat and all that with some other folk...

I'm leaving my pink sno balls for you all to enjoy. I may be trash, but I got some class.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:48pm

I was going to write something but then I realized how disgusting it was.

So I'll do it anyway.

*grabs one of Addy's pink balls*

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:52pm

Bway, you make the rest of us look like Classy McClasstersons.

Updated On: 1/8/06 at 12:52 PM

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:55pm

Rathy, baby, it's all in the pedigree.
Y'all can strut all you want about being trailer trash...but only one person here truly is!
My Name is Earl scares me for its accuracy of depicting my family tree sometimes.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:55pm

Whut's a pedagree?

[shira467]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:58pm

It's dog food. Also known as what you bitches eat when you run out of food.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:00pm

Run out?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:02pm

Please. I'm a classy COOTT. I only eat top ramen.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:02pm

We can't afford top ramen. we eat bottom ramen.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:07pm

*cough*
Exactly what are you saying 'bout me, Rathnait?

[shira467]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:08pm

You prefer to be top dog, bwaysinger.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:12pm

You got that right.
*takes out some Skoal, chews, spits*

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:15pm

*picks up abc skoal, pops it in, chews*

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:48pm

I gots a suprize for my fellow rednecks.

ETA: Use the dialectizer on BWW and then come read this thread.
The Dialectizer: Rednecks

Updated On: 1/8/06 at 01:48 PM

[shira467]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:51pm

Did anyone bring the Bud?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:52pm

*sings softly* ah's flyin' haaah, defyin' graaavadaaay

Updated On: 1/8/06 at 01:52 PM