The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)- Page 7
The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)
#150re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:36pm
I just had date number 5 with guy number 4.
At this rate, I'm going to be pregnant by Toosdie! WOOT!
#151re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:37pmYou're gonna need a bigger shoe for all them chillun, ol' woman!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#152re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:39pmNow, don't be ignert, there Bway... no more babies! We've got enough mouths to feed.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#153re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:40pmThere's allays room for one more'un!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#154re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:40pm
Redneck 101
Learn To Speak Redneck
1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly intelligent.
2. As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party (self-explanatory).
3. Tighter than bark on a tree = Not very generous.
4. Big hat, no cattle = All talk and no action.
5. We've howdied but we ain't shook yet = We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.
6. He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow = He has a pretty high opinion of himself.
7. She's got tongue enough for ten rows of teeth = That woman can talk.
8. It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs = We really could use a little rain around here.
9. Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly = Appearances can be deceptive.
10. This ain't my first rodeo = I've been around awhile.
11. He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch = Not the most handsome of men.
12. They ate supper before they said grace = Living in sin.
13. Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope = Stop arguing and do as you're told.
14. As full of wind as a corn-eating horse = prone to boasting.
15. You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits = You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#155re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:41pmHey broadway singer, I think I found some of your kids under my trailer smokin' last night. They're still there if you need em.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#156re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:42pm
But Addy-Mae, my three done started to qualify for the extra crazy checks so I'll be getting a whole $250 a week if I have one more! It'll be like CHristmastime all year!
And that moonshine distillery business is starting to heat up, which means I need another set of hands when baby 3 is 2. Gotta be strong enough to pull that lever...
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#157re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:43pmWell, I can be another baby mama if I gots to.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#158re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:44pm
I gotsta get pregnant now!
*picks up payphone, makes collect call to baby daddy 2, makes hot date for Boones and fried chicken*
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#159re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:46pm
Well, time for me to chat and all that with some other folk...
I'm leaving my pink sno balls for you all to enjoy. I may be trash, but I got some class.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#160re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:48pm
I was going to write something but then I realized how disgusting it was.
So I'll do it anyway.
*grabs one of Addy's pink balls*
#161re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:52pm
Bway, you make the rest of us look like Classy McClasstersons.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 1/8/06 at 12:52 PM
#162re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:55pm
Rathy, baby, it's all in the pedigree.
Y'all can strut all you want about being trailer trash...but only one person here truly is!
My Name is Earl scares me for its accuracy of depicting my family tree sometimes.
#163re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:55pmWhut's a pedagree?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#164re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:58pmIt's dog food. Also known as what you bitches eat when you run out of food.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#165re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:00pmRun out?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#166re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:02pm
Please. I'm a classy COOTT. I only eat top ramen.
#167re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:02pmWe can't afford top ramen. we eat bottom ramen.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#168re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:07pm
*cough*
Exactly what are you saying 'bout me, Rathnait?
#169re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:08pmYou prefer to be top dog, bwaysinger.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#170re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:12pm
You got that right.
*takes out some Skoal, chews, spits*
#171re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:15pm*picks up abc skoal, pops it in, chews*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#172re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:48pm
I gots a suprize for my fellow rednecks.
ETA: Use the dialectizer on BWW and then come read this thread. 
The Dialectizer: Rednecks
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
Updated On: 1/8/06 at 01:48 PM
#173re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:51pmDid anyone bring the Bud?
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#174re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread
Posted: 1/8/06 at 1:52pm*sings softly* ah's flyin' haaah, defyin' graaavadaaay
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 1/8/06 at 01:52 PM
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