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#179

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

You shut yer mouth. Maybe if you warnt so bizzy havin babies oncet a munth, you mite have time four sum culcher y'self.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#182

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Hey Cootts, I may be only related to a true trailer denizen, but in real life I just had me some BBQ beans and nice cheesy mac & cheese! Fine right way to start off a Sundae if y'ask me.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#185

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Thankies, Rath. I readdem in that Time 'zine lining Jane's pig's pen baby craydel. Why do you subpisteriskribe to Time when you can jus' lookit yer watch, Jane?

And it ain't moran pah, Jane. It's spelt "marangay". I's thinkit be Spanish or Mexican. But I ain't sayin' nothin' to do with no queers, y'hear? Gives me the creeps, the lot of 'em. Luckily they's all stick to ATC and not this thread, I's be thankin' the good Lard Above fer that!

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 1/8/06 at 03:00 PM

#187

Mmm. Good Lard.

Mmm. Good Lard.

"the good Lard Above..."

I'm sure thankin' the gud lard Tiffy! Can't gets me enuf of that them there Crisco.


Mmm. Good lard.


Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

Updated On: 1/8/06 at 03:07 PM

#188

Mmm. Good Lard.

TIFF, YOU RULE! In reel laf ahm sittin heah takin myself a asma attack from laffin at yoo.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#189

Mmm. Good Lard.

I wish I cud have an sma attack two. Yer jus' like Lindsay Lohan. She be my trailer idol!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#190

Mmm. Good Lard.

Gimme handfulla that, Baby. I's ran out of tanning oil.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#191

Mmm. Good Lard.

If you gets a nuther attack high tale it over to Appalachian Emergency Room.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#192

Mmm. Good Lard.

*scoops lard with ice cream scoop, gives to Tiff*


Her ya go! And its tastey to!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#193

Mmm. Good Lard.

Did I miss a food fight?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#194

Mmm. Good Lard.

Yessum. Did I miss any soft-core porn?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#195

Mmm. Good Lard.

Aw, Tiff got to it before me. Er...beforen me.
#196

Mmm. Good Lard.

Unintenshunel, but thankies!

And big up to Plum, who had ter spellit out to them ignoramiousus on ATC today!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#197

Mmm. Good Lard.

Ah do not like green eggs an' ham, dawgone it.

Updated On: 1/8/06 at 08:56 PM

#198

Mmm. Good Lard.

Spam, missy. Don't you be all Classy McClassikins on us now! If it ain't from a can, it ain't goin' in the pan, s'what I says!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#199

Mmm. Good Lard.

Did someone say out of a can? I jest thought I'd pass on a quick and easy tip- open yer can of chef boyrdee beef raviolis and eat em without heatin em up. You don't have to. then you can jest toss that can out the winder.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#200

Mmm. Good Lard.

Fried PB & Banana?
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