The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)- Page 9
The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)
#200Mmm. Good Lard.
Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:13pmFried PB & Banana?
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#201Mmm. Good Lard.
Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:15pmThrow the cans out the winder???? You mest be mayd uf munny.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#202Mmm. Good Lard.
Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:17pmShe's gotter a double-wide trailer, y'know and thinks she's a Rockerfellerfeller.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#203Mmm. Good Lard.
Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:17pmNop, we didnt com inter monney, we toss em out dere so the dogs can lick em clean before we take em over to wawa to git are monney!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#205Mmm. Good Lard.
Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:47pm
I's gots it!
Sumone wanna fry it up for me?
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#206Mmm. Good Lard.
Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:49pmFrah it up? Is it yer berthday? Jest eat it out the can, princess.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#207Mmm. Good Lard.
Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:49pmjest make sure you don't throw 'way dat can! There's good spam juice left in there! gots to sop it up with the week old bread we're keeping!
#208Mmm. Good Spam
Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:51pm
Spam casserole...
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#209Mmm. Good Spam
Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:53pmI thinks I'll pop open a Colt 45 and enjoy me summathat....
#210Mmm. Good Spam
Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:53pmYur makin' me drool!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
theatrebabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
#211Mmm. Good Spam
Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:53pmOh, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Something tells me I'm not cut out for this thread...
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle
-cheezedoodle
#212Mmm. Good Spam
Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:59pmYouz hadda go an put up them pitchers-now im darn hungry agin-i niver sore sumpin as god llookinas that meal there.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#213Mmm. Good Spam
Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:18amIn all honesty, will you judge me if I say the Spam casserole looks deeelish right now?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#214Mmm. Good Spam
Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:20am*takes away tiff's premiere diner card*
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#215Mmm. Good Spam
Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:20amI can relate. It's past midnight and I'm busy raiding the frig.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#216Mmm. Good Spam
Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:29am
But I aaam a pree-meer diner, Dreamie! I put ketchup on ther mac and cheese and if issa speshul occasion, I even crack out them styrofoam plates! 
And I haffa violent craving fer them biscuit scone thingies and tea. I'm going outter the skull with the craving. Looks like I'm packing up the RV and getting mah self to the grocery in a few!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#217Mmm. Good Spam
Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:30am*had to stop her from ordering ketchup at a french restaurant*
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#218Mmm. Good Spam
Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:33am
*splutters* Wha! Wha! Shu' uuup! Shu' uuup! What! Ev-er! What! Ev-er! Y'all don't know me! Y'all don't know me! Mm-hmm. Shu' up!
Dreamer wanted the ketchup but I's told him to show some class in this fine ekstablishamente. Order a side o' lard instead, mmhmm!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#219Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 12:39amWhy am I not surprised that the champagne-drinking surface-only liberals who created this humor themselves at the expense of economically and socially deprived Americans? Shame on you.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#221Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 8:11am
Sorry to tell you Undi..everyone sees right through you in the first 5 minutes they meet you....maybe it's the 2 glasses of Veuve your sipping? 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#222Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 8:49amUndi...I will be there with a glass of Veuve in one hand and my steno book in the other.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#223Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:25pm
I'm assuming Eadie was trying to be ironic, based on her post history talking about minimum-$1000 presents, first-class New York hotels, and the ability to meet sexy hetero men as the result of the MTA strike. How dare this surface-only liberal dismiss the plight of the economically and mobility deprived at the possibility of getting some play.
Out of respect for the poor though, I'll drink my Veuve today out of the broken plastic wine glass that cut Emcee yesterday.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#224Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:20pmOMG we had those!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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