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#201

Mmm. Good Lard.

Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:13pm

Fried PB & Banana?

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#202

Mmm. Good Lard.

Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:15pm

Throw the cans out the winder???? You mest be mayd uf munny.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#203

Mmm. Good Lard.

Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:17pm

She's gotter a double-wide trailer, y'know and thinks she's a Rockerfellerfeller.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#204

Mmm. Good Lard.

Posted: 1/8/06 at 9:17pm

Nop, we didnt com inter monney, we toss em out dere so the dogs can lick em clean before we take em over to wawa to git are monney!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#205

Mmm. Good Lard.

Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:43pm

who gots da spam?

#206

Mmm. Good Lard.

Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:47pm

I's gots it!

Sumone wanna fry it up for me?

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#207

Mmm. Good Lard.

Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:49pm

Frah it up? Is it yer berthday? Jest eat it out the can, princess.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#208

Mmm. Good Lard.

Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:49pm

jest make sure you don't throw 'way dat can! There's good spam juice left in there! gots to sop it up with the week old bread we're keeping!

#209

Mmm. Good Spam

Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:51pm

Spam casserole...

Mmm. Good Spam

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#210

Mmm. Good Spam

Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:53pm

I thinks I'll pop open a Colt 45 and enjoy me summathat....

#211

Mmm. Good Spam

Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:53pm

Yur makin' me drool!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#212

Mmm. Good Spam

Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:53pm

Oh, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Something tells me I'm not cut out for this thread...

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#213

Mmm. Good Spam

Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:59pm

Youz hadda go an put up them pitchers-now im darn hungry agin-i niver sore sumpin as god llookinas that meal there.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#214

Mmm. Good Spam

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:18am

In all honesty, will you judge me if I say the Spam casserole looks deeelish right now?

#215

Mmm. Good Spam

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:20am

*takes away tiff's premiere diner card*

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#216

Mmm. Good Spam

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:20am

I can relate. It's past midnight and I'm busy raiding the frig.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#217

Mmm. Good Spam

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:29am

But I aaam a pree-meer diner, Dreamie! I put ketchup on ther mac and cheese and if issa speshul occasion, I even crack out them styrofoam plates!

And I haffa violent craving fer them biscuit scone thingies and tea. I'm going outter the skull with the craving. Looks like I'm packing up the RV and getting mah self to the grocery in a few!

#218

Mmm. Good Spam

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:30am

*had to stop her from ordering ketchup at a french restaurant*

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#219

Mmm. Good Spam

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:33am

*splutters* Wha! Wha! Shu' uuup! Shu' uuup! What! Ev-er! What! Ev-er! Y'all don't know me! Y'all don't know me! Mm-hmm. Shu' up!

Dreamer wanted the ketchup but I's told him to show some class in this fine ekstablishamente. Order a side o' lard instead, mmhmm!

#220

Good for a laugh?

Posted: 1/10/06 at 12:39am

Why am I not surprised that the champagne-drinking surface-only liberals who created this humor themselves at the expense of economically and socially deprived Americans? Shame on you.

#221

Good for a laugh?

Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:43am

Your grammar. It burns.

#222

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 8:11am

Sorry to tell you Undi..everyone sees right through you in the first 5 minutes they meet you....maybe it's the 2 glasses of Veuve your sipping?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#223

Good for a laugh?

Posted: 1/10/06 at 8:49am

Undi...I will be there with a glass of Veuve in one hand and my steno book in the other.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#224

Good for a laugh?

Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:25pm

I'm assuming Eadie was trying to be ironic, based on her post history talking about minimum-$1000 presents, first-class New York hotels, and the ability to meet sexy hetero men as the result of the MTA strike. How dare this surface-only liberal dismiss the plight of the economically and mobility deprived at the possibility of getting some play.

Out of respect for the poor though, I'll drink my Veuve today out of the broken plastic wine glass that cut Emcee yesterday.

#225

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:20pm

OMG we had those!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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