The Date Horror Story Thread- Page 2

[DAME]

Posted: 8/14/06 at 11:13pm

"I was tricked into going on a blind date with what turned out to be a 12 year old girl.

Oh, that's what is known as the Barbour defense."


Sueleen.. Can I use that as my new signature?

Updated On: 8/14/06 at 11:13 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/14/06 at 11:35pm

There was this really cute bartender at a restaurant I went to regularly. He knew I was gay and he tried playing matchmaker with another one of his gay friends. I don't like blind dates, but this bartender was so cute that I thought I'd trust his judgement.

I called Tom (the guy I was being fixed up with) and we talked a few times. The bartender had given me a good build-up and this guy was really eager to meet me.

To make a long story short, when I drove to this guy's place, it was a trailer park and when he came to the door, he was a virtual clone of Boris Yeltsen. We went out to dinner and all Tom talked about was how much he likes to wear women's underwear. I drove him home after dinner and didn't even shale hands with him.

It was a looooong, boring date.

[Becoz_i_knew_you21]

Posted: 8/14/06 at 11:46pm

"Then he launches into his medical history. He goes on to list every medication that he has ever taken for his various "conditions" and their various side effects that wreaked havoc on his life including, but not limited to, diarhea(sp?) vomiting and constipation."

You made my night

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:05am

"His picture must have been 30 years old.
He said he was 35 but he was at least 65.
He saw me ran over to me and pinched my breasts."

Corine, I think it's terrible when people use old pictures of themselves and pretend they're current.

But give him a break, at his age he might have some vision issues and thought those breastses of yours were your pinchable chubby cheeks!

[Nina]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:06am

Corine, you need to start taking notes so that you can write your memoires. I suggest you have Calvin edit them for you. "Don't ever waste date hair" is sure to become a classic.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:07am

I wish someone would pinch my breasts.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:09am

corine I love it, in my storie I always do that......but I never thought of a latte boy, classic!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:09am

boobs, may I?

Updated On: 8/15/06 at 10:09 AM

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:12am

Braodwayboobs, I'd pinch your breasts.

[Jimmcf]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:13am

I had too many to mention, but one that sticks in my craw right now is meeting someone for coffee at Starbucks...he was so cheap that he brought his own teabag...I don't mean a special blend...I mean Lipton!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:14am

You mean all I had to do was ask..you guys are the best !!!! The next BWW gathering that you 2 are at..my breasts are yours !!!!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:20am

So Corine, did the date hair and cootchie wax go to waste? Or did you stay home with Mommy and watch Project Runway?

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:23am

Nina, I would be honored to ghostwrite the Corine Cohen autobiography. If it needs some spicing up, I'll just throw in some of my own stories.

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:26am

well you both date gay men so it's only natural....

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:29am

Oh, Calvin, I am sure CoCo has enough juicy stories to fill volumes without having to resort to using your sordid tales.

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:34am

best. thread. ever.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:34am

Calvin..just stick to your eating/licking ass peaches.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:40am

I'm sure there are enough of us here with long enough memories that if we brainstorm, we can recall LOTS of Corine date stories. Calvin could easily whip them into book shape and Corine could finally get the notoriety she enjoys here in the world at large.

I'll go first:

1) Super nice guy. Fatal flaw: hairy back.

[Flippancy]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:45am

Back in my dating days, I let a friend set me up with a friend of his that was in town to visit. The good news was that he was drop dead gorgeous. The bad news is that he was a raging alcoholic/drug addict. In the car coming home from our night out (during which he consumed two bottles of wine single-handedly...well, less the two glasses I had), he proudly informed me that I could do "whatever I wanted to him tonight". I back-burnered that suggestion. The evening came to a quick close when he asked if I wanted to "party and play". Uh, no...and find your car keys, buddy.

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:56am

do you still have his number, flippancy?

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:57am

2) He was so gorgeous he took my breath away...literally!

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 10:59am

I hate dating.

Been there. Done that.

I'm all about casual flings.

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:01am

and what's your number, matthew? ya know, for research.

[Flippancy]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:02am

Actually, Robbo...I don't think he has a number anymore. I heard two years later (from the same friend that set us up) that he had expired. No surprise here.

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:03am

3) This is the only one I remember
;-)