The Date Horror Story Thread- Page 4

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 12:10pm

"Someone who talks about sex but, never gives it up unless there's a diamond involved?"

...and isn't that the way it SHOULD be, dahlings?

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 12:17pm

"this book could make a mint"

And hair and make-up tips could be interspersed between the stories. Kind of like the recipes in Like Water for Chocolate.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 12:25pm

Fortunately, I don't have any horror stories. None I can think of, anyway. Definitely none as bad as the ones I've read now.

Maybe I'll remember something.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 12:28pm

Oh, Captain, surely you could make some up! C'mon...

Updated On: 8/15/06 at 12:28 PM

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 12:33pm

Most of the dates I went on ended with him wanting to sleep with me.
No, ma'am.
The first date I had with J**** I had was pretty bad...He took me to Green Papaya (I think that's what it's called). Then he assumed I could get into JR's, and when I couldn't, he got pissed.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 2:10pm

Captain, please, the grown-ups are talking now.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 2:14pm

Order yours today!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 2:41pm

Who will play the lead when the movie rights are sold?

Updated On: 8/15/06 at 02:41 PM

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 2:41pm

Corine has a great rack.


And that hair!

Updated On: 8/15/06 at 02:41 PM

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 2:42pm

I think I just wet my pants.

Excuse me.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 2:44pm

"I don't think any of my exes are dead, but one got a job as a jizz-cleaner in a bathhouse, so that's pretty close."

Oh, Calvin...I so want to make that my sig.

How did I miss this delicious thread? Damn actually having to do some work!

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 2:44pm

Oh, I've had one boyfriend in my life. But there are so many stories. SO. MANY. STORIES. Just say a word and I could probably give you a story that could make you cringe associated with it.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 2:47pm

We already know about your ex... Is there anything else we should know?

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 2:47pm

Armpits.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 2:47pm

Greasy hair?
Bad breath?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 2:51pm

The only true date horrors are when they are bad in bed.

[YessicaB]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 3:01pm

True Horror Date Story:

A guy who told me on our first (and only!) date that we should have 14 children then he would buy the boys prostitutes and the girls could keep our house neat. He thought that was absolutely hilarious.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 3:03pm

Parents shouldn't encourage their children to have sex. That's weird.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 3:10pm

"Corine has a great rack."

Which is why we can't judge the old man at Starbucks for trying to pinch the casabas.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 3:11pm

I really do think she is quite pretty.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 3:12pm

Corine's rack is delish with a little mint jelly...yummy!

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 3:19pm

When you lick it off her...?

Ew. Women's breasts are gross.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 3:27pm

As Namo had said before:

Captain, please, the grown-ups are talking now

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 3:32pm

"And the upcoming..'why do men suck'" Is that before or after..."Mommy,why do I always fall in love with gay men?"

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 3:37pm

Oh, like she's the ONLY one, honey? *lifts eyebrow Dietrichly*