The Date Horror Story Thread- Page 3

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:03am

3) This is the only one I remember
;-)

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:04am

i've slept with the dead before, so why should now be any different.

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:04am

No...I just pulled a Brendan Stryker on your stalker ass.

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:05am

I don't think any of my exes are dead, but one got a job as a jizz-cleaner in a bathhouse, so that's pretty close.

[Nina]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:07am

2) He was so gorgeous he took my breath away...literally!

Was he that devestatingly handsome or did he try to strangle her?

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:08am

*See KinkyJew thread.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:09am

Okay, with the three dates we've remembered so far, I think we have the good beginnings of a book by Corine, as told to Calvin.

Corine, we might make you the next Carrie Bradshaw!

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:11am

we can call it. "no sex in the city"

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:13am

I refuse to have my name attached to anything that isn't at least semi-prurient.

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:14am

I'll read it while I'm drinking my favorite beverage...'no sex on the beach'.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:15am

You are all a bunch of drunken slags.

I went out with someone once who had an artificial leg and didn't tell me until...well, at that point, he didn't need to tell me.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:17am

Same here Jaily, only it was an insulin pump. I had that drip line all in a tangle.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:17am

I once new a guy with a wooden leg named Smith.

Just like Samantha's boyfriend on Sex & The City.

Corine, this could be your ticket to the big leagues!

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:18am

Jailyard...you beat me when it comes to kinky.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:18am

Would her Mr. Big, be Mr. Small?

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:19am

If only I had a colonoscopy bag story...

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:20am

"Jailyard...you beat me when it comes to kinky."

you're into s&m, matthew?

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:20am

I suppose so...I still slept with him. I just made him leave it on.


Although...as he just laid there with his hands behind his head, it's not like he NEEDED it...

There is nothing worse than a lazy dead lay with a leg and a half, let me tell you.

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:21am

S&M? You mean Streisand and Merman? Why, yes, I am!

[Nina]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:22am

Calvin, you have to start dating older men to get one of those stories. I tried it myself and quickly went back to seducing twenty-three year old chorus boys.

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:27am

or as the 23-year-old chorus boys refer to it, "cocoon"

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:30am

DING DING DING!!!
Winner Quote if the Day:

There is nothing worse than a lazy dead lay with a leg and a half, let me tell you.

[Corine2]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 12:03pm

Namo sweetie,
Sadly I am nothing like Carrie. I don't have her fashion sense.
I can't afford her Manolos. Sad but true.
I am a cross between Charlotte and Samantha.

[Nina]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 12:08pm

I am a cross between Charlotte and Samantha.

Someone who talks about sex but, never gives it up unless there's a diamond involved?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/15/06 at 12:10pm

Whatever your POV Cor, (that's industry talk for "point of view," ie A Charlotte, A Samantha, A That Red Headed Lesbian One), this book could make a mint. Laud knows you've shared enough Dating Disaster Stories here that we could all help you compile them into a book.