The Date Horror Story Thread — Page 3
#52
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:04am
i've slept with the dead before, so why should now be any different. 
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#53
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:04am
No...I just pulled a Brendan Stryker on your stalker ass.
#54
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:05am
I don't think any of my exes are dead, but one got a job as a jizz-cleaner in a bathhouse, so that's pretty close.
#55
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:07am
2) He was so gorgeous he took my breath away...literally!
Was he that devestatingly handsome or did he try to strangle her?
Was he that devestatingly handsome or did he try to strangle her?
#57
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:09am
Okay, with the three dates we've remembered so far, I think we have the good beginnings of a book by Corine, as told to Calvin.
Corine, we might make you the next Carrie Bradshaw!
Corine, we might make you the next Carrie Bradshaw!
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#58
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:11am
we can call it. "no sex in the city"
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#59
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:13am
I refuse to have my name attached to anything that isn't at least semi-prurient.
#60
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:14am
I'll read it while I'm drinking my favorite beverage...'no sex on the beach'.
#61
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:15am
You are all a bunch of drunken slags.
I went out with someone once who had an artificial leg and didn't tell me until...well, at that point, he didn't need to tell me.
I went out with someone once who had an artificial leg and didn't tell me until...well, at that point, he didn't need to tell me.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#62
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:17am
Same here Jaily, only it was an insulin pump. I had that drip line all in a tangle.
#63
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:17am
I once new a guy with a wooden leg named Smith.
Just like Samantha's boyfriend on Sex & The City.
Corine, this could be your ticket to the big leagues!
Just like Samantha's boyfriend on Sex & The City.
Corine, this could be your ticket to the big leagues!
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#64
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:18am
Jailyard...you beat me when it comes to kinky.
#66
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:19am
If only I had a colonoscopy bag story...
#67
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:20am
"Jailyard...you beat me when it comes to kinky."
you're into s&m, matthew?
you're into s&m, matthew?
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#68
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:20am
I suppose so...I still slept with him. I just made him leave it on.
Although...as he just laid there with his hands behind his head, it's not like he NEEDED it...
There is nothing worse than a lazy dead lay with a leg and a half, let me tell you.
Although...as he just laid there with his hands behind his head, it's not like he NEEDED it...
There is nothing worse than a lazy dead lay with a leg and a half, let me tell you.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#69
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:21am
S&M? You mean Streisand and Merman? Why, yes, I am!
#70
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:22am
Calvin, you have to start dating older men to get one of those stories. I tried it myself and quickly went back to seducing twenty-three year old chorus boys.
#71
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:27am
or as the 23-year-old chorus boys refer to it, "cocoon"
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#72
Posted: 8/15/06 at 11:30am
DING DING DING!!!
Winner Quote if the Day:
There is nothing worse than a lazy dead lay with a leg and a half, let me tell you.
Winner Quote if the Day:
There is nothing worse than a lazy dead lay with a leg and a half, let me tell you.
PEACE.
#73
Posted: 8/15/06 at 12:03pm
Namo sweetie,
Sadly I am nothing like Carrie. I don't have her fashion sense.
I can't afford her Manolos. Sad but true.
I am a cross between Charlotte and Samantha.
Sadly I am nothing like Carrie. I don't have her fashion sense.
I can't afford her Manolos. Sad but true.
I am a cross between Charlotte and Samantha.
#74
Posted: 8/15/06 at 12:08pm
I am a cross between Charlotte and Samantha.
Someone who talks about sex but, never gives it up unless there's a diamond involved?
Someone who talks about sex but, never gives it up unless there's a diamond involved?
#75
Posted: 8/15/06 at 12:10pm
Whatever your POV Cor, (that's industry talk for "point of view," ie A Charlotte, A Samantha, A That Red Headed Lesbian One), this book could make a mint. Laud knows you've shared enough Dating Disaster Stories here that we could all help you compile them into a book.
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