Never had an empanada? I don't care. But this man's issues go way beyond a lack of culinary sophistication.
I'm familiar with the whole 'Peter Pan' syndrome--40 year-old men shouting 'hello boys' to a group of friends, etc. Whatever. It strikes me as a harmless phenomenon. It's better than 'hey Dudes' in my opinion, and trips more easily off the tongue than 'hello my friends'.
But this guy truly is--as Carlos points out--delusional. He is 30-something years old, and thinks it is somehow appropriate and amusing to worry that his Mommy will know he used the word sh*t??
Not to mention the mind-numbing-ly poor prose, grammar and vocabulary--often used in the service of a childish and thoughtless kind of animosity towards anyone that isn't a 30-something year-old gay, white male.
Truly, seriously and in every sense and meaning of the phrase: Grow Up.
You think, what do you want?
You think, make a decision...