The Human Centipede

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 5:50pm

It's rare that I just don't have any words...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wmTv2nqTHo

[BwayTday]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 6:04pm

...I just don't...know...

The sick thing is it says it's 100% medical accurate. And that this looks like the movie has all intentions of being completely serious.

[Weez]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 6:17pm

I have amigos who've seen this film. Apparently it's not as bad as it sounds. XD

[StageManager2]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 6:32pm

Thanks for ruining the suspense, Weez!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 6:33pm

Of course I would have to look at that while eating.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 6:36pm

"Of course I would have to look at that while eating."

I'm eating now. Glad I read your post before clicking the link.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 6:42pm

If you have anything resembling a weak stomach, Stock, I wouldn't watch it.

[Hulmeman]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 6:48pm

It's a rip off of an old folklore story about a newly maried couple, Mr & Mrs Hill, who honeymoon in Transylvania. Their car breaks down and they walk to a local castle for help. The castle owner, a Count Dracula takes them in and offers them wine. Little do they know the wine is drugged and they fall into a deep sleep. Count Dracula, thinking they are dead, takes them to his basement and straps them onto a cold marble slab. He intends to use their body parts to make up his evil creation Frankenstein. Just as he is about to dismember them, they wake up and start singing. Dracula is angry and shouts out, "No! The Hills are alive with the Sound of Music"

[tazber]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 7:03pm

The creators of this movie are claiming that it's meidcally possible to do this. Apparently there is one large intestine which is run through all 3 people.

The most shocking thing about this movie is that it got decent reviews when it played several festivals last year.
Here's how it works

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 7:10pm

So who's coming over To my place on 4/28 to watch it On Demand?!

[StockardFan]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 7:54pm

I just had to watch it. That's just sick.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 7:56pm

I wanna come! It looks amazing.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 8:00pm

I don't understand, if it's gonna be available On Demand the 28th, why bother releasing it in theaters two days later?

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 8:35pm

Don't question it. Just go with it.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 8:43pm

They do it all the time, SM2. I think the films are probably contracted to get some sort of theatrical release, even if it's very limited.

There is a LOT of bad acting in those two plus minutes of trailer! But when it got to all the creepy stuff, I concluded that this movie would probably make me cry.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 8:45pm

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 8:50pm

*cries*

[strummergirl]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 8:57pm

And I thought the line was crossed with the film Teeth. At least that film consciously had comedic undertones.

[tazber]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 8:57pm

Btw, it's supposed to be the first part of a trilogy.

In future installments the Dr.'s plan is to increase the number of people.

I won't give away the ending of this one, but from what I heard it's going to be beyond effed up.

ETA - the director plans a double feature, not a trilogy.

Updated On: 4/9/10 at 08:57 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 8:59pm

Teeth had a great concept, but the movie sucked a lot.

Seriously, this movie makes me want to cry.

[tazber]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 9:04pm

The concept is profoundly disturbing to me as well Phyl.

Posted: 4/9/10 at 9:04pm

OK I almost posted this earlier but thought better of it.

My question is why? I'm not going to get into if such a thing were possible, but WHY would someone want to create The Human Centipede? What's the point?

But Phyllis you don't need to answer if it's going to make you cry.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 9:07pm

It's vaguely sexual, isn't it?

Posted: 4/9/10 at 9:09pm

Well I guess if you are of that mind. But if it's one long intestine it's not like you're going to taste anything- it's just going to be routed through you, right?

[StageManager2]

Posted: 4/9/10 at 9:11pm

What happens if one of them dies? Like, say, the middle one?