Can I join? So far, I belong to two clubs. Beautiful "R" Us (only three members, so far) and The Virgin Club (now, that one's filled to the rim, no pun intended). Actually, I'm only an honorary member to the latter. Of course, I was blackballed from the Elitist Club, as well as the Mojito Club. I don't smoke so I wouldn't join the Smoker's Club.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia