There's a commercial for an HGTV show that features Under Pressure. Needless to say, each time I hear it (which, due to my HGTV addiction, is quite often) I'm reminded of the best cover ever. Unfortunately, it still hasn't been reuploaded to The Site, so I can't enjoy it in all it's sparkly, drunken, crotch-enhancing glory.
The fact that you may blurt all those things out is exactly why you should ask them to sign it. You should sacrifice your dignity to have good stories to tell on the internet. As many here can attest, this is my unintentional motto for stagedoor experiences.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never
knowing how