[rationalizing]I may be addicted to the Internet, but all that time I spend on message boards is time spent reading and writing. It's like being in school, except it's fun and I don't have to worry about my posts being graded, so I actually enjoy writing for once. Plus, the Internet is an endless source of free entertainment - imagine how much money I would have to spend on stuff to entertain myself with if I didn't have the Internet to fall back on when I'm bored![/rationalizing]
I've actually used some of that in arguments with my mother over how much time I spend on the computer. I also rely heavily on the "well, if I'm on the computer, at least that means I'm at home and safe! Would you rather I go out to bars at 3 AM like the typical college student?" Hey, if there's one thing I've learned from my mom, it's how to give a good guilt trip
"There was this one time an alarm went off - it was in the middle of '24.' That's just wrong. Everyone knows everyone was watching '24' at that time."
--NYU student quoted in the Washington Square News about students ignoring the frequent fire alarms in dorms