*shields children from Nia* You can't have them!
I really did hit the dental jackpot. I'm missing five of my adult teeth, they're just...not there. So I had to get 5 baby teeth pulled, and then they had to move all my teeth forward, which took 5 years, but I still have a huge gap, so I'm going to need an implant, but the space is too big for one tooth and too small for two, so I don't know what they are going to do. My bone in the space has gotten really thin over the years, so if I get an implant, I'm going to need bone grafting, so it can be implanted. It does not sound fun. The one "plus" is that I have built-in retainers, so I don't have to worry about them and I forget they are there.
"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."
Wishes come true, not free.