I would do anything to hear Denis do his TMO monologues again, especially that one.
Democracy is lovely, but baseball is more mature.
Another thing I like is the home-run trot.
Not that mad dash around the bases when it's an inside-the-ballpark home run-I'm not sure I've ever even seen an inside-the-ballpark home run-I'm talking about that graceful little canter when a ball is crushed, and it's missing, and the outcome's not in doubt.
What I like about it is it's no unnecessary.
The ball's gone, no one's going to bring it back. And can anyone doubt that a man capable of launching a ball four hundred feet is somehow going to fail to touch a base when he's running uninterfered with?
"I'm the STAR!"--Daniel Reichard during Glory Daze sound check