The One Minute Musical- Page 11

[Broadwayboobs]

re: The One Minute Musical#250

Posted: 5/2/05 at 8:10pm

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"...family gets in a car that Dad fixes and it flys over the audience...family sings a song about the car, audience claps along.
THE END.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#251

Posted: 5/2/05 at 8:16pm

Boobs!!!


The plot development, the audience characterization, the NUANCES...


'Fess Up, you're really a WRITER, aren't you?

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

[Broadwayboobs]

re: The One Minute Musical#252

Posted: 5/2/05 at 8:20pm

You caught me M_E...I try hiding that side of me.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#253

Posted: 5/2/05 at 9:55pm

THE UNSINKABLE MOLLY BROWN


Molly: I'm a poor gal from Missouri! But I'm going to learn how to read 'n write 'n marry a wealthy man!

Johnny: Molly, I'LL marry you!

Molly: YOU? You're so UNCOOTH! But heck, ya got money! I'll marry you!

(they move to Denver and time passes)

Molly: Oh, SHUCKS, Johnny, this AIN'T no fun. We're wealthy--but all the "beautiful" people in Denver hate us! Hey, I know! There's that huge gigantic ship TITANTIC about to sail...

SAY, what if it sinks? What if I SAVE a WHOLE MESS of folks? Johnny, that's it! I'm sailin' on the TITANIC!!!


CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

[stylinbohemian]

re: The One Minute Musical#254

Posted: 5/3/05 at 8:50pm

(hey guys i came up with a couple in my head while ona 3 hour bus ride to DC)

THE BOY FROM OZ

Peter- I wanna be A star!
Liza- Why my mothers none other then Judy Garland and get this I love music!

Peter n Liza- I love you!

:time passes: Liza- Im gonna leave while im in love

:time passes: Peter n Greg- I love you!

:more time passes:
Peter- Gregs dead!
Liza- We're still friends!
Peter: And I still call australia home!

~Curtain~

GYPSY

Rose - Im a stage mom who has lots of dreams! My daughter June's a star!
Louise - What about me momma?
Rose - Of course...uh....Louann?

:time passes:

June - Ah screw this! :exits:

:Rose turns and smiles at Louise:

Rose- My Baby! :hugs her and Lousie face turns to a scarred expression:

:time passes:

Louise- Mama! Im a famous stripper named Gypsy cause I got a gimmic!
Rose - :looks at audience: This calls for another dream!

~Curtain~

"If There's One Thing to Learn it's You Just Can't Go Wrong If You Follow Your Heart, and End With A Song"

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#255

Posted: 5/3/05 at 8:53pm

TWO GYPSYs?

Hey, COOL, Stylin'


We'll call MINE The Ethel Merman Version--and YOURS The Revival!

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#256

Posted: 5/3/05 at 9:06pm

GOOD NEWS

Tom: Hi, I'm a BIG Football Hero at Tait--But I Can't Play in the Big Game Because I'm Flunking Astronomy!

Pat: And you'd better PASS, Sweetie--OTHERWISE you won't get that cush job at my father's Company!

Connie: Its OK, Tom. I'LL Tutor YOU in Astronomy--and imagine if you were MY Boyfriend!

Tom: Hey, Connie--I PASSED the test! And in the process--I've grown to love YOU! SCREW Pat and her millionaire Father!

Connie: That's fine, Tom, after all--The Best Things in Life Are Free!

Cast: GREAT! Let's all do The Varsity Drag!!!


CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

[My Fair Lady]

re: The One Minute Musical#257

Posted: 5/3/05 at 9:10pm

THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA
Clara-Wee!
Clara's mother-There's something wrogn with Clara. She's not normal.
Fabrizio-I don't speak English! I love you!
Clara-I love you too!
Clara's mother-Oh ****.
(later)
Clara's mother-Clara is developmentally disabled, but now she's getting married. I'm divorcing my husband.
Clara-Wee!

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#258

Posted: 5/8/05 at 9:08pm

STOP THE WORLD - I WANT TO GET OFF


Littlechap: Hi, I'm a British Middle-class "working stiff". I will impregnate the boss' daughter--be FORCED to marry her; have THREE affairs with women from other countries, and THEN--die.


CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

re: The One Minute Musical#259

Posted: 5/8/05 at 9:25pm

Spamalot

people sing and do stupid crazy stuff. Basiclly, just a bunch of skits tied together with silly songs. We look on the brightside of the life. End

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#260

Posted: 5/8/05 at 9:33pm

BRAVO, CQ!!!

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

re: The One Minute Musical#261

Posted: 5/8/05 at 9:39pm

lol... i just got the cd for my bday...

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[hrh_annette]

re: The One Minute Musical#262

Posted: 5/8/05 at 11:00pm

TITANIC

Cast: Hey this is a big boat...I bet it won't sink.
-Crash.-
Cast: I guess we were wrong.

Curtain

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne

Updated On: 5/8/05 at 11:00 PM

[hrh_annette]

re: The One Minute Musical#263

Posted: 5/8/05 at 11:31pm

INTO THE WOODS REVIVAL
Act 1
Cast: We want stuff...let's go into the woods.
Princes: Agony, Agony.
Cast: Whew, we got our stuff.

Act 2
Cast: We got our stuff but we're still not happy.
Princes: Agony, Agony.
- enter Giant-
Cast: I guess we learned our lesson.

Curtain

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#264

Posted: 5/8/05 at 11:51pm

hrh_annette, you got "The One Minute" Stuff!

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

[hrh_annette]

re: The One Minute Musical#265

Posted: 5/8/05 at 11:56pm

Thank you kindly, Mary-Ethel

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#266

Posted: 5/9/05 at 12:29am

THE GOODBYE GIRL - THE MUSICAL


Paula: I'm an uptight b*tch who my actor-stud boyfriends always wind up leaving me!

Elliott: Hi, I'm a free-wheelin' actor--and GUESS WHAT?--I'm movin' in!

Paula: Oh, GOD--NOT. ANOTHER. ACTOR.

Elliott: Say, Paula, if I get the title role in a REALLY AWFUL production of Richard III--they want me to play him like Shirley Temple on a bender--will you loosen up and fall in love with me?

Paula: Oh, Elliott--OF Course I Would!!!


CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

[hrh_annette]

re: The One Minute Musical#267

Posted: 5/9/05 at 12:57am

CHICAGO

Ladies: We hate our men!

-bang,bang,stab,bang-

Ladies: But we didn't do it. (wink)

Judge: Not Guilty

Ladies: Now we dance!

CURTAIN

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne

[iluvtheatertrash]

re: The One Minute Musical#268

Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:46am

And now (again) CATS:

The Cast: We've spent three hours singing about ourselves and we still have no idea what we are: We're Angelical Cats!

"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#269

Posted: 5/10/05 at 2:49am

GREENWILLOW


Gideon: Hi, I'm Gideon--I live in the folk village of Greenwillow. I have this family curse to wander--but I love Dorrie. And even if two Ministers preach contrasting sermons, there's a dispute about a Dowry at an "Almost Wedding"--and there's a Cow baptizim--I'll still have this family curse to wander--but I'll marry Dorrie anyway.

God, WHO wrote this script?


CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#270

Posted: 5/10/05 at 3:11pm

HAPPY HUNTING


Liz: HEY I'm a woman with money from a "low-class" ENVIRONMENT--ANY resemblance to me and the lead character in CALL ME MADAM are TOTALY uncoincidental! Beth, HOW DARE that Grace Kelly NOT invite you and me to her Wedding to Prince Rainier! WELL, we'll fix HER wagon! We'll marry YOU off to that phony Spanish King--AFTER ALL, Beth, you and I have this "Mutual Admiration Society" thing going!

Beth: I KNOW, Mother--but I Love SANDY--that nice boy from Philadelphia--NOT that phony Spanish King!

Jamie: But Leeeez, I love your money, Um, I mean YOU--we three can all be happy together!

Liz: He's right! We ALL live in a Mutual Admiration Society!!!


CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

[stylinbohemian]

re: The One Minute Musical#271

Posted: 5/10/05 at 4:26pm

SOUTH PACIFFIC
~CURTAIN OPENS~
:a women stands center stage washing her hair, while another man upstage gets shot in the background:
~CURTAIN CLOSES~

"If There's One Thing to Learn it's You Just Can't Go Wrong If You Follow Your Heart, and End With A Song"

Updated On: 5/10/05 at 04:26 PM

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#272

Posted: 5/10/05 at 4:28pm

Well, when SOUTH PACIFIC opened in London, the U.K. critics referred to it as SOUTH SOPORIFC...

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

[stylinbohemian]

re: The One Minute Musical#273

Posted: 5/10/05 at 4:38pm

WEST SIDE STORY
Jets- This is our turf!
Sharks- Oh ya?
Jets- Ya!

:Maria and Tony see eachother:
Tony - wow you're pretty!

:rumble,stab,rumble,stab:

Chino- :points gun at Tony: Die Mother F*****!
:Tony dies:

Maria - Oh No You DIdn't!?

:BLACKOUT:

"If There's One Thing to Learn it's You Just Can't Go Wrong If You Follow Your Heart, and End With A Song"

[Mary_Ethel]

re: The One Minute Musical#274

Posted: 5/10/05 at 4:44pm

Gee, your One-Minute WSS has a "very familiar" ring to it, Stylin'...

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re: The One Minute Musical
Posted On:1/6/05 at 10:25:35 PM

WEST SIDE STORY


The Jets: We're "native americans"! We hate Puerto Ricans!


The Sharks: We're Puerto Ricans! We hate "native americans"!


All: Let's Rumble!


(All leading characters but Maria die)


Maria: NOW look what you've done!!!


THE END

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

Updated On: 5/10/05 at 04:44 PM