The One Minute Musical- Page 13
The One Minute Musical
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/08
re: The One Minute Musical#300
Posted: 5/19/08 at 1:18pm
Very clever all of you 
Stand-by Joined: 10/7/05
re: The One Minute Musical#301
Posted: 5/19/08 at 2:26pm
MY FAIR LADY
Respecable British Actor: I'm supposed to be Henry Higgins but I'm going to spend 2.5 hours impersonating Rex Harrison.
Eliza: *insert cockney here*
Respectible British Actor: That girl has an accent therefore shes trash and doesn't deserve to live.
Pickering: Bet you can't make her my fair lady.
Respectable British Actor: Can too.
-he does-
Eliza: I can speak perfectly now, its a miracle. [clock chimes] Oh, it's 11 o'clock.
Alfred: i'm getting married in the morning.
Respectable British Actor: Men are superior to women.
Eliza: You're a chauvenist, I'm leaving you for my stalker.
Freddy: I have often stalked down this street before...
Respectable Britis Actor: Damn it.
Audience: Hey! She didn't get together with the protaganist! Refund!
Lerner and Loewe: Ummm...its not over yet! Eliza, get back in there
Respectable British Actor: Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?
Ghost of Shaw:...seriously?
Stand-by Joined: 10/7/05
re: The One Minute Musical#302
Posted: 5/19/08 at 2:32pm
Yeah, I just posted one 2 seconds ago but i'm bored :)
MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG
Frank: Wow I'm a jerk.
Chorus: How did you get to be here Mr. Shephard?
Frank: Lets break out the flux capacitor and find out. After all it *is* the 80s.
-time travel-
Frank: Oh right. The greed. Meh.
re: The One Minute Musical#303
Posted: 5/19/08 at 4:35pm
RENT
a bunch of random bohemians: we've got problems! lots of crazy problems! but it's ok cus we have a year of love!
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
re: The One Minute Musical#304
Posted: 5/19/08 at 5:02pm
MAME:
Let's enjoy the party ciz IT'S TODAY.
Yikes, a BOY WITH THE BUGLE, let's OPEN A NEW WINDOW and throw him out.
MAME!!!
Yike's he's suddenly gotten to big and tall!
Oh, well I'll wreck his engagement, cuz I know what's best for him.
MAME!!!
Yay!, everyone still loves me!
What, I'm being replaced by Lucille Ball?!?!
MAME!!!
Get me a cocktail NOW!!
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