MY FAIR LADY
Respecable British Actor: I'm supposed to be Henry Higgins but I'm going to spend 2.5 hours impersonating Rex Harrison.
Eliza: *insert cockney here*
Respectible British Actor: That girl has an accent therefore shes trash and doesn't deserve to live.
Pickering: Bet you can't make her my fair lady.
Respectable British Actor: Can too.
-he does-
Eliza: I can speak perfectly now, its a miracle. [clock chimes] Oh, it's 11 o'clock.
Alfred: i'm getting married in the morning.
Respectable British Actor: Men are superior to women.
Eliza: You're a chauvenist, I'm leaving you for my stalker.
Freddy: I have often stalked down this street before...
Respectable Britis Actor: Damn it.
Audience: Hey! She didn't get together with the protaganist! Refund!
Lerner and Loewe: Ummm...its not over yet! Eliza, get back in there
Respectable British Actor: Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?
Ghost of Shaw:...seriously?
Canadians are not afraid of the dark! Ok...we don't love it, but who does?
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