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#276

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 5/10/05 at 5:33pm

ARg!@w/e mines the movie musical version!

"If There's One Thing to Learn it's You Just Can't Go Wrong If You Follow Your Heart, and End With A Song"

#277

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 5/10/05 at 5:37pm

Then I guess all your players are "dubbed", Stylin'...

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#278

THE GAY DIVORCEE / TOP HAT / SWING TIME

Ginger: Hey, Fred, let's meet in an unpleasant manner--where you REALLY piss me off!

Fred: Sounds great, Ginger, and they'll be plenty of time for some stunning dance numbers like "The Continental" or "Cheek to Cheek"!

Ginger: And don't forget that we fall in love before the movie ends!

Fred: Sure, we'll dance right into that final Fade Out that dissolves into "The End"

***Fades to RKO Logo--Radio Signal Tower***

"THIS HAS BEEN AN RKO-Radio PRODUCTION
--Filmed in Hollywood, U.S.A."

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#279

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 7/14/05 at 7:43pm

Yay, M_E's back :)

#280

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 7/14/05 at 8:32pm

Ooh I have a great one!

The Producers

Max- Let's put on a big flop and make 2 million dollars
Leo- I can't do it
Leo- I want to come back Max!

(Time passes and they meet random people and put on their show).

Max and Leo- Where did we go right?
Max- I've been betrayed
Leo and Max-We're prisoners of love!

Sorry if that's bad, but I'm new to it so it was a try lol.

"The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation."

#281

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 7/14/05 at 8:35pm

LOVE it BG22!!!

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#282

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 7/14/05 at 8:38pm

I have a better one.

Annie

Annie- I want a family and a dog.

Daddy Warbucks- Hey Annie, I'll adopt you!

Annie- Yay now I have a family and a dog!

"The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation."

#283

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 7/14/05 at 9:26pm

haha...

I like the ANNIE one.

#284

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 8/21/05 at 1:02am

Giving my Fav thread on BWW A Bump!

hehe oh! The Pics above! Back in May for my ITS Induction I convinced 3 of my friends to do The Gyspy One Minute Musical That I wrote here with me. I got third Place in our gong show for it.

"If There's One Thing to Learn it's You Just Can't Go Wrong If You Follow Your Heart, and End With A Song"

#285

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/4/05 at 11:34pm

GIGI

Honore: Thank Heaven for Little Girls...

Gigi: Hi, I'm a teenage tomboy that's being VERY resistant to the efforts of my Aunt and Grandmother to turn me into some sort of professional mistress!

Gaston: Ah, but Gigi--I LIKE it when you put on these long formal dresses and wear your hair piled up on top of your head! Let's go out on a date! NO, this date was HORRIBLE! Gigi, you have been turned into a Mistress Machine by your Aunt and Grandmother!

(Gigi sobs and runs away)

Gaston: (talks to nobody in particular) WAIT, I have FEELINGS for Gigi. I see it all so CLEARLY so now! Oh, was I standing up too close or back too far? Gigi is not cut out to be a MISTRESS--I will ask her to MARRY me!

Honore: Thank Heaven for Little Girls...

CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

Updated On: 9/4/05 at 11:34 PM

#286

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/4/05 at 11:49pm

MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG

Franklyn Shephard: Hi, this musical constanty moves BACKWARDS--each scene takes place EARLIER than the ome before it. I start out as a rich snotty Hollywood Producer and proceed back in time to a young idealist Composer.

Along the backwards way, you will watch me cheat on my second wife with a young chippy, loose my best friend and partner in a vicious argument, divorce my first wife, cheat on my first wife with my future second wife, marry my first wife, meet my first wife, and move into my first apartment with my best friend and partner--and watch the launch of Sputnik.

Oh Yeah, and between scene changes the chorus will sing little bits and pieces from the Title Song.

Actually, the whole thing is a LOT MORE enjoyable on the numerous cast albums...

CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#287

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 12:07am

ALLEGRO

Joseph Taylor, Jr.: This musical covers the first thirty-five years of my life--from my birth to a sort of "mid-life" crisis. There's no scenery, a Greek Chorus, and the plot is rather episodic. It failed when it was first presented, but Stephen Sondheim liked it quite a bit and said it was a huge influence on his own "concept" musicals.

CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#288

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 12:18am

Has it been 29 days already?

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#289

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 12:37am

MAME

Patrick: Hi, I'm your cute little twelve year-old nephew.

Mame: Oh my God, I'm your Auntie Mame! C'mon kid, let's Open a New Window while I have a bitchfest with my "bosom buddy" Vera!

Patrick: Well Aunt Mame, I'm all grown up now, and I'm going to marry this Ritch Bitch from Connecticut!

Mame: Oh, WHAT HAPPENED to The Boy With The Bugle? Wait, I'll throw a party for "The Happy Couple" and invite ALL my ZANY friends! That'll fix things!

CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#290

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 12:38am

Did the nice staff at the special place think it was a good idea for you to come back here?

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#291

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 12:42am

WILDCAT

Lucille Ball: Read or see THE RAINMAKER. Whenever they say "Rain", replace with "Oil."

Yup, that about sums up the whole show!

CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#292

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 12:47am

Man 1 - What to do with all this garbage?

Woman 1 - Tell a story about a girl who loses a competition rightfully and finds her long-lost father, but he leaves again.

Woman 2 - Damn straight!

Man 2 - Can I take drugs?

Brooklyn - Yes.

Man 1 - Well, that was our story.

#293

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:04am

PINS AND NEEDLES

A bunch of songs and sketches that reinforce ad nausem that Labor Unions are great and the America wouldn't be the same place without those dedicated Garment Workers.

CURTAIN

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#294

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:07am

CHICAGO

Roxie: I wanna be in showbiz!

...

Roxie: I'm IN showbiz!

Updated On: 9/5/05 at 01:07 AM

#295

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:41am

Godspell

Jon the Baptist: HEY, EVERYBODY - JESUS IS COMIN'!!!

Jesus: HEY, EVERYBODY - I'M HERE!!! Okay, hippies - be good and you'll all get make-up.

Hippies: YAY!!!!!!

Jesus: Oh, God, I'm dead. ::expires::

Hippies: Nooo!!! HEY, EVERYBODY - JESUS IS COMIN' BACK!!!

He does. The End.

"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!

#296

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 1:54am

My personal, Romeo & Juliet: Shorthand.

Capulets: We hate you!

Motagues: We hate you, too!

Mecutio: [Something about dreams]

Romeo: (To Juliet) I love you!

Juliet: I love you, too!

Tybilt: (To Mercutio) I hate you!

Mercutio: I hate you, too!

Romeo: (To Tybilt) I (have to) love you!

Tybilt: (To Mercutio) I kill you!

Mercutio: I'm dead! (Dies)

Romeo: You're dead! (To Tybilt) I kill you!

Tybilt: I'm dead! (Dies)

Romeo: Oh ****! (Runs)

Juliet: (Faking) I'm dead! (Fake dies)

Everyone: You're dead!

Romeo: You're dead! I'm dead! (Dies)

Juliet: (Awakes) I'm not dead! You're dead! I'm dead! (Really dies)

Everyone (Who's alive): They're dead! We don't hate you!

The End.

"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!

#297

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 6:25pm

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"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!

#298

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 7:47pm

CANDIDE:

Pangloss: This is the best of all possible worlds.
(A lot of bad stuff happens)
Candide: You were dead!
Cunegonde: You were dead too!
(More bad stuff happens)
Cunegonde: I'm forced to glitter, forced to be gay
Old Woman: I lost half my ass!
(More bad stuff happens)
Pangloss: I was dead, but I'm not, and this is the best of all possible worlds.
All: Life sucks, but we'll take it and watch our garden grow.
Pangloss: Any questions?

Blood Brothers:
Narrator: A Marilyn Monroe wannabe has two sons, she's poor so has to give one up to a rich bitch she works for. If the brothers find out they're twins, they'll die.
(Brothers meet, find out they're twins, both die)
Mom: Tell me it's not true!
Narrator: Told you so.

Finally...
Floyd Collins:
Floyd: Hey, look at this cave and listen to it echo.
Floyd: Uh oh, I'm stuck.
Whole town: Let's try to get him out!
Whole town: Nothing's working
Floyd: So this is how glory goes.
(Floyd dies)

Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

#299

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 9/5/05 at 8:44pm

(YAY the threads alive again!)

42nd St:

Anytime Annie - "We're dancing in a Show!"

Julian - "I hope its a hit"

Billy - "Tap-a Tap-a Tap-a"

Time Passes

Peggy - "Hey its a hit!"

Everyone woots cheers

"If There's One Thing to Learn it's You Just Can't Go Wrong If You Follow Your Heart, and End With A Song"

#300

re: The One Minute Musical

Posted: 5/19/08 at 12:20pm

Bump because it's a BWW Classic

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

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