You'll be 81 too (if you're lucky) and you'll get old...but you probably will not have the money to look half as good as Kim did on tonight's Oscar telecast.
...Yeah. All I said was "Jane, really?" and posted a picture of present day Kim. I definitely wasn't hating on Kim. I love Kim. But you cannot deny she went overboard with the plastic surgery. It's OK to acknowledge.
Did anyone notice that as Lupita walked off with her much deserved Oscar in her hand that the orchestra was playing a pretty blissful arrangement of "Pure Imagination" from "Willy Wonka".
I swear I am the only one who recognizes these things.
Jane, get your eyes checked, honey. Novak's 81 and she's had some scary health issues, I know, but that is not why she looks that way. It's too much plastic surgery and we all know that. Sure, she doesn't look 81. She looks like a 68 year old car crash survivor. If you're an iconic film star, perhaps it would be a good idea that people can actually recognize you as you age.
Lupita gave a lovely speech. And, Liza, your friend is on a role. Lupita has looked amazing at every single event.
Headband, I don't care if you hate on Kim Novak or anyone. That doesn't matter. I just don't see what's so incredible about my opinion that you had to show me what she looks like. Of course i know what she looks like. I don't think it's as bad as Liza, for instance, who I think is still only in her 60's.
This is the worst Oscars ever. Way too much fooling around with pizza and taking selfies. It's really boring.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.