The Oscars & Red Carpet thread- Page 5

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:26pm

Aside from the usual jokes that Hollywood celebrities don't eat in gearing up for awards shows, am I missing some kind of inside joke about pizza...? They are really underusing Ellen right now.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:27pm

Amy Adams is so gorgeous in that dress. Those curves!!! WOW!!! Total goddess!!

[fingerlakessinger]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:27pm

Prisoners better get some love.

[fingerlakessinger]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:28pm

Jesus, Gravity.

[HorseTears]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:28pm

You're not missing anything, Liza. It's a cute bit, but she's steeeeetching it out way too long. But, yeah, I want pizza now, too, Jane!

Updated On: 3/2/14 at 10:28 PM

[Gothampc]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:28pm

"then change the channel. I think most of us are enjoying it."

Is it too much to ask that on an awards show celebrating creativity that there is zero creativity?

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:28pm

"Jane, get your eyes checked, honey"

I ain't your honey.

New flash - Kim looks even OLDER than 81. Oh, thank you for telling me why she looks that way, one would have no idea.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:29pm

Carlos, is that #shallow?

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:29pm

I could use a margherita pizza right about now

[NYadgal]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:29pm

Underusing Ellen?

She is likely about to get the most re-tweets ever. She has all of social media engaged. I think they're using her brilliantly.

Not all of the bits are my 'thing', but the way she is hosting is on-target!

[ucjrdude902]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:29pm

My house erupted in applause when Lupita won.

Not to mention, I don't lust after people but DAMN that Bradley Cooper is a sexy beast.
Updated On: 3/2/14 at 10:29 PM

[NYadgal]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:30pm

Mine did, too.

and I'm the only one here.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:31pm

Ellen is doing a fantastic job and this has to be one of the best Oscar telecasts I've seen in quite awhile.

[fingerlakessinger]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:31pm

Wow, "Gravity" is really sweeping so far.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:32pm

Alfonso!!!!!!!!!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:32pm

From Bruce LaBruce's Twitter:

Ellen has about as much edge as contemporary western gay culture.

[fingerlakessinger]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:32pm

I'm fearful of Whoopie tripping over that damn necklace.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:32pm

Check out Whoopie's socks and shoes.

Wizard of OZ!

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:33pm

Addy, what I meant was that I'd like to see her do more of her standup. She is a poorly underused comedienne in general because she's primarily known these bits that are more interactive and personal. While it's fun to see her truly engage with the stars, I miss her jokes and comedic timing... which is lost in the bits with selfies and pizza.

[fingerlakessinger]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:33pm

Well...I just had the biggest gay spazz over this segment.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:34pm

There's no way in hell this is ending at 11:30.

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:35pm

Whoopi...Pink...Wizard of Oz....Liza...

Orgasm.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:35pm

LH - I agree with you about the standup.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:36pm

From Rachel Shukert's Twitter:

Wait, WHAT???? I don't want to see f**king PINK. I WANT LIZA!!! LIZA LIZA LIZA!!! EVERYONE TO THE SQUARE ITS TIME TO SET SOME SH*T ON FIRE.

[HorseTears]

Posted: 3/2/14 at 10:36pm

I don't know why acknowledging Kim Novak's appalling appearance--which is clearly a product of her own electable surgical choices, as opposed to the unavoidable aging process--is considered the same thing as an "attack" or mean-spirited. It's not like people are talking about June Squibb's wrinkles or something. Anyway, let's move on.