The Rent Welcome Wagon- Page 54

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:37am

Definitely not, Fredi. I wouldn't call him a Pity Date, but I agreed to go out with him solely based on personality, and look where that got me.

::headdesk::

The sad thing is this isn't even as bad as The Date From Hell With The Cheap Paraplegic (yes, it's so bad we've actually got a title for it.).

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:39am

remember, I could easily be most of your mothers...

Haha, Mama Fredi. You must be an amazing mom. I'd love my mom to have all these tips and bits of advice!

Tiff, there's worse? O no...

~Steven

[camerangel]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:39am

I'm absolutely dumb founded..

You deserve that $65 haircut for nothing! haha!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:40am

So I look up and return his insincere smile with a, "Sorry, I only brought 2 $20s with me. *shrug* Dishwashing, maybe?" (thinking I'll make light of this) Then he goes, "Well, you just got that upgrade on your MasterCard, right? Can't you just use that?" (which, ladies and gents, is the biggest problem with dating friends because you tell them things you normally wouldn't tell people...FUHCK)

And I'm like, there's no way out of this.

And keep in mind, I'm not a cheap person at all. My friends and I buy each other coffee, dinner, whateva. Not a biggie. But it's the principle of it, ya know? You just wanna knowthere's gonna be some reciprocity.

So I kid, "Sure, I'll pay the rest of your tab. You can treat me for lunch or something later to make up for it. heh. heh." (yes, I know I never wanna see him again ever, but again, it's the PRINCIPLE of what he did)

And he goes, "Well, actually, it's the least you could do since I was the one stuck doing all the driving and everything."

[camerangel]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:42am

You should have told him you didn't have it with you!

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:42am

He actually said that?! O gosh.

~Steven

[JoAnne1]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:42am

unbelievable....

[Kris2]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:42am

OMG. This is insane! That motherF*CKer. I've never known a guy who was THAT inconsiderate and rude. Wow. I'm engrossed in your story though. But now I really wanna hear about The Date From Hell With The Cheap Paraplegic as well.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:43am

Truly, truly unbelievable.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:43am

Well, in RETROSPECT I should have, but I was like, I don't want to create a scene (I already created a scene at the restaurant once with The Paraplegic Date From Hell) and I wanna go home. So as my credit card's being processed, I excuse myself to go to hte bathroom and call up a couple of friends. Because face it, that's what girls do.



Oh, and the nasty thing is he still had dried bits of BBQ sauce stuck on his mouth. Keep this in mind.

[dancingthrulife04]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:44am

Ok I just read back through the rest of Tiff's story and all I have to say is that guy is RIDICULOUS. I mean, ew.

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:45am

Haha, o gosh, BBQ sauce? Well, you're a real trooper.

~Steven

[JoAnne1]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:45am

Please tell me he didn't try to KISS YOU!!! Ewwwwwww

[camerangel]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:46am

totally shocked into silence.. I'm so sorry!

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:46am

O gosh! That would be absolutely dreadful and so disgusting of him!

~Steven

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:47am

Believe it folks. I wish I was making it up. (Though it would be hard.) It would ease this pounding headache at having to face him later. *breath* *breath*

So we're driving in his car. I'm tallying allthe horrible things he's done tonight, with the "chubby" comment and the "Asians" comments in the forefront. (At this point, I didn't even care about the money problem. Esp. obnoxious is he makes more than me. But okay.)

So we're outside my driveway and he says he had a good time. I say, "Well! See you at school!" and he leans in for a kiss. I turn my head away. BBQ sauce. Ech. And it hits my cheek. Which was still gross.

Sorry, that's the anticlimatic end. But really, I'm a germ phobe and BBQ sauce just doesn't do it for me.

[dancingthrulife04]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:47am

Ew...

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:48am

Ew, I'm sorry, I even cringed when I read that!

~Steven

[Kris2]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:48am

YUCK. I'm just glad it's over for your sake!

[camerangel]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:49am

So he is completely oblivious on top of being an ass.. He had a good time?? Of course he did, he got to say and do what he wanted and wound up getting more than the orginal $30 for gas that he was trying for!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:49am

Me too! I'm so sorry you had to go through that crap, darling. Lord knows no one deserves to be treated like that.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:49am

Wow. Migraine. And my neck is stiff from the tension.

So umm...yeah. How's everyone's night been? I haven't had a chance to read through the other pages. I just had to get this off my chest. I think the "You're cute but you're kinda chubby." comment goes up there with the, "I really, really like you. And I mean, I don't tend to go for girls who are really good looking. I like the ones whose inner beauty shines through." and the two worst backhanded compliments I've ever received.

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:51am

Wow, that other line sucks too. I'm so sorry.

~Steven

[camerangel]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:51am

I agree those are backhanded compliments. That's horrible and I'm sorry that you had such a rough night.

I wish there was something we could do to make it better..

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:52am

We'll all take Tiff out to dinner sometime.