The Skank Tank — Page 11

#251

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Posted: 4/5/06 at 4:52pm

Tripod is skanky?

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#252

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Posted: 4/5/06 at 5:00pm

Woah - is Mae West showing a bit of nip there?

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#253

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Posted: 4/5/06 at 5:55pm

As much as I love her, I trust that Victoria Beckham will become COMPLETELY skankified in less than 2 years...I found lots of good pictures of her to indicate it, but Photobucket is being dumb.

Updated On: 4/5/06 at 05:55 PM

#254

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Posted: 4/5/06 at 9:28pm

*sigh* Erite, I admit defeat. *hangs head* I was just really hoping nobody had seen those pics of H0rmione...oops, I mean Emma.

Still, I mean, she is European.

New candidate: Jennifer Love Hewitt -- whaddya say, too 'sweet' for Skankdom? Is that even possible?

Updated On: 4/6/06 at 09:28 PM

#255

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:04pm

Jenny Jones. After seeing her mug on a cookbook during my lunchbreak made me think, WTF?

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#256

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:10pm

Oh, YES, Dottie! I'd forgotten all about her. Maybe I blocked it...

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

Updated On: 4/7/06 at 03:10 PM

#257

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:11pm

I'd love to mention someone else (who also appears on a cookbook cover), but I'm afraid that the mob would come after me!!

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#258

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:11pm

Good one Dottie! She has sorta disappeared since the trial of the guy that got killed by the homophobe on her show. And she was a stand up comic as well! Talk about running out of talent in all fields possible.

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#259

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:15pm

I just never got her appeal, and whenever I came across her now defunct talk show, I couldn't help but think, "SKANK".

I kind of wonder what she's doing now.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

Updated On: 4/7/06 at 03:15 PM

#260

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:19pm

Oh, Dottie, EXCELLENT entry with Jenny...but the Jenny who was on Star Search with the big krispy hair.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#261

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:20pm

I hadn't realized she was a contestant on Star Search until that trial came up.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#262

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:22pm

I actually had a crush on this one as a kid:



One of the few women who drop my Kinsey score a few notches. But, sadly, a bit skanky.

#263

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:23pm

Is that Lisa "Skank" Bonet?

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#264

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:25pm

Now - was'nt she married to confessed sex-aholic Eric before he got his hands on Halle Berry? Or am I just really confused...which is a complete possibility at this point.

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#265

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:26pm

Was she? Or are you thinking of Lenny Kravitz?

(and yes 'tis, Dottie )

Updated On: 4/7/06 at 03:26 PM

#266

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:28pm

See - old age such a bad thing. lol. I know she was with Kravitz - I was just thinking. At any rate - I dub Eric as a himbo and the vice president of the male skanks. Sad too - he sure is pretty!

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

Updated On: 4/7/06 at 03:28 PM

#267

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:33pm

I can't think of his name, but he used to be an announcer on an evening entertainment program, and his obscene voicemail messages were taped by someone. Total skank.

#268

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:48pm

Himbo/Male skank:

Richard Bey

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#269

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:50pm

Richard Bey, there's a name I haven't heard in eons.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#270

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 3:50pm

because he returned to the slimy depths from which he came.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#271

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 4:31pm

"What the F**k are YOU lookin' at?"

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#272

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 4:31pm

Kalimba, is it Pat O'Brien?

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#273

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 4:33pm

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#274

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 4:35pm

Cheezedoodle, who's that?

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#275

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 4:36pm

Oh, that loudmouthed talk show host...I can't think of his name...