The Skank Tank — Page 12

#276

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 4:36pm

Morton Downey Jr. He was the Bill O'Reily of the 80's. I have been sitting - literally trying to think of his name for the past hour, and it finally came to me.

Thje guy in the jacket above him is Andrew Dice Clay - if that is who you meant.

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

Updated On: 4/7/06 at 04:36 PM

#277

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 4:40pm

Then while we're on the subject:



This is the most infuriating man alive today, in my opinion.

Updated On: 4/7/06 at 04:40 PM

#278

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 4:44pm

Lol - the photo won't load here at work. I will have to check it out from home later.

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#279

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 4:47pm

I recognized Andrew Dice Clay, I meant the one after him. But now I realize it's Morton Downey Jr.

We're on a roll today!

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#280

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Posted: 4/7/06 at 4:48pm

Yes Calvin...
I love Bill "McFeeley" O'Brien compared to how I feel about that jacka**.

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#281

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Posted: 4/8/06 at 3:40pm

Does Mandisa qualify? I don't watch AI, so I really only know of her through what I've read on here. (Oh, but I do love this picture.)

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

Updated On: 4/8/06 at 03:40 PM

#282

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Posted: 4/9/06 at 2:19pm

I think it's time we celebrated some fictional Skank! The floor recognizes - Sue Ann Nivens!

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#283

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Posted: 4/9/06 at 2:35pm

I've got another real one. How about Janice Dickinson. She is like a real life Nina Van Horn.

#284

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Posted: 4/9/06 at 2:36pm

Yay for fictional skanks!

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#285

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Posted: 4/9/06 at 2:41pm

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#286

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Posted: 4/9/06 at 2:54pm

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#287

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Posted: 4/9/06 at 2:56pm

is that Christina Applegate on Married w/ Children?

#288

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Posted: 4/9/06 at 3:08pm

It is - Kelly Bundy at her best.

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#289

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Posted: 4/9/06 at 3:13pm

haha. that's great. And do you remember this girl from Unhappily Ever After?



this show was such a rip off of Married w/ Children.

#290

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Posted: 4/9/06 at 4:51pm

And in real life, she likes to punish her kids by shoving hot sauce in their mouths.

#291

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Posted: 4/9/06 at 5:14pm

Does she sing hymns while doing it?

Edit - from her website:

Forgetting to feed a pet? Try putting her lunch money or lunch bag in a box next to the pet's cage. That way, your youngster won't get to eat unless his pet eats first.

That's right, Tucker. I'm going to starve you the way you starved Mr. Whiskers. Think you're hungry now? I imagine you'll be much hungrier when you're BURNING IN HELL! GO TO THE CELLAR AND PRAY!!!!

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

Updated On: 4/9/06 at 05:14 PM

#292

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Posted: 4/9/06 at 5:27pm

And I'm sure it's quite sanitary to stick a lunch bag next to a feces-coated hamster cage ('cause if the kid ain't feeding it, I have a feeling she ain't cleaning the cage, either).

#293

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 12:44pm

Return to Knot's Landing anyone?

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#294

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 12:48pm

They start so young nowadays. I often had that same thought bubble above me as a kid. And an adult.

#295

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 12:49pm

Only, you weren't hoping to be like him, just be NEAR him.

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#296

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 12:51pm

Yet even I didn't have red bikini briefs so young.

#297

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 12:55pm

But look at you now!

(just guessing)

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#298

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 12:57pm

What about a loincloth Calvin?

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#299

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:00pm

Oh, dear. Have I just outed myself for my own inclusion in the skank tank?

#300

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:02pm

You are certainly not alone dear.

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad