The Skank Tank — Page 14

#326

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 4:29pm

SNL did a wonderful job spoofing Laurie Davis. I never got over the fact that Cher shilled for her. Yuk.

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#327

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 4:30pm

Chris Farley...hee hee

"This is p*ss, p*ss with ink!"

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#328

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 4:30pm

Yeah - talk about your If I Could Turn Back Time moment!

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#329

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 4:35pm

Cheezedoodle, absolutely!!

Ironically, the comedy channel played a best of Chris Farley the other night. I was waiting for the Laurie Davis spoof, but I either missed (because I tuned in after it started), or they never showed it. I remembered Christina Applegate played Cher.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#330

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 4:38pm

Whomever this Bolivian woman is about to body-slam is a skank, I'm sure.

(The picture was too good not to post.)

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#331

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Posted: 4/10/06 at 5:05pm

"Where I come from, we have no Lycra."

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#332

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Posted: 4/19/06 at 10:27am

Gotta add Karl Rove and Scott McClellan to the tank.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#333

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Posted: 4/19/06 at 11:18am

I don't get the whole McClellan thing - I thought they were all so happy together! lol.

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#334

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 3:55pm

Coz is a FOOL!

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#335

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 3:56pm

My God. Is that Vanessa? It looks like she didn't take the cancellation of her talk show too well.

#336

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:01pm

Cynthia McKinney = hot, skanky mess

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#337

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:04pm

Ohhhhhhh, yes. For a second, she looked like an overweight Tempestt Bledsoe. And when you said Coz, I was thinking Cosby. Silly me.

That's so not a flattering outfit. It looked like something my grandmother used to wear.

#338

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:07pm

When did Tempestt have a talk show? Guess it didn't last too long.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#339

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:09pm

Her talk show was right after Cosby ended. It was that TV season where they introduced about 20 new talk shows, and almost all of them flopped.

#340

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:13pm

Tempestt wasn't a skank. She was just misunderstood. It's tough being the middle child and having to compete with the cutesy-cute-cuteness that was Keisha Knight-Pullam.

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#341

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:15pm

She did sneak out to go down to Baltimore and see the Wretched -- where Alex Mapa was selling show merchandise.

#342

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:15pm

GOODNESS!

In that red outfit, I wonder if she beeps when she backs up. It's like the garage trying to park around the car.

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Updated On: 4/24/06 at 04:15 PM

#343

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:28pm

Mister Matt, "goodness" is right!! Please tell, who's the lady in red?

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#344

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:34pm

Glass houses boys, glass houses.

#345

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:36pm

Oh, Chita, I was already inducted into the tank about five or six pages ago.

eta: Make that two pages ago.

Updated On: 4/24/06 at 04:36 PM

#346

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:42pm

Wanda - a radio talk-show host in Atlanta.

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#347

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Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:06pm

I can't remember if I added him or not, but just in case, let's throw Howie Mandel in there. I just don't get his appeal or his claim to fame.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#348

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Posted: 4/25/06 at 12:15pm

I'm surprised they haven't already been added, but I checked. Here's a whole group of them: the Pussycat Dolls.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#349

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Posted: 4/25/06 at 12:19pm

Hi Dottie! I have to agree with Howie Mandel. Skank for days.

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#350

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Posted: 4/25/06 at 12:25pm

Can we induct her?

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