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#325the skank tank
Posted: 4/10/06 at 4:29pmSNL did a wonderful job spoofing Laurie Davis. I never got over the fact that Cher shilled for her. Yuk.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#326the skank tank
Posted: 4/10/06 at 4:30pm
Chris Farley...hee hee
"This is p*ss, p*ss with ink!"
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#327the skank tank
Posted: 4/10/06 at 4:30pmYeah - talk about your If I Could Turn Back Time moment!
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#328the skank tank
Posted: 4/10/06 at 4:35pm
Cheezedoodle, absolutely!!
Ironically, the comedy channel played a best of Chris Farley the other night. I was waiting for the Laurie Davis spoof, but I either missed (because I tuned in after it started), or they never showed it. I remembered Christina Applegate played Cher.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#329the skank tank
Posted: 4/10/06 at 4:38pm
Whomever this Bolivian woman is about to body-slam is a skank, I'm sure.
(The picture was too good not to post.)
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#330the skank tank
Posted: 4/10/06 at 5:05pm"Where I come from, we have no Lycra."
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#331the skank tank
Posted: 4/19/06 at 10:27amGotta add Karl Rove and Scott McClellan to the tank.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#332the skank tank
Posted: 4/19/06 at 11:18amI don't get the whole McClellan thing - I thought they were all so happy together! lol.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#333the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 3:55pm
Coz is a FOOL!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#334the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 3:56pmMy God. Is that Vanessa? It looks like she didn't take the cancellation of her talk show too well.
#335the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:01pmCynthia McKinney = hot, skanky mess
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#336the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:04pm
Ohhhhhhh, yes. For a second, she looked like an overweight Tempestt Bledsoe. And when you said Coz, I was thinking Cosby. Silly me. 
That's so not a flattering outfit. It looked like something my grandmother used to wear.
#337the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:07pmWhen did Tempestt have a talk show? Guess it didn't last too long.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#338the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:09pmHer talk show was right after Cosby ended. It was that TV season where they introduced about 20 new talk shows, and almost all of them flopped.
#339the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:13pmTempestt wasn't a skank. She was just misunderstood. It's tough being the middle child and having to compete with the cutesy-cute-cuteness that was Keisha Knight-Pullam.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#340the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:15pmShe did sneak out to go down to Baltimore and see the Wretched -- where Alex Mapa was selling show merchandise.
#341the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:15pm
GOODNESS!
In that red outfit, I wonder if she beeps when she backs up. It's like the garage trying to park around the car.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 4/24/06 at 04:15 PM
#342the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:28pmMister Matt, "goodness" is right!! Please tell, who's the lady in red?
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#344the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:36pm
Oh, Chita, I was already inducted into the tank about five or six pages ago.
eta: Make that two pages ago.
Updated On: 4/24/06 at 04:36 PM
#345the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 4:42pmWanda - a radio talk-show host in Atlanta.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#346the skank tank
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:06pmI can't remember if I added him or not, but just in case, let's throw Howie Mandel in there. I just don't get his appeal or his claim to fame.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#347the skank tank
Posted: 4/25/06 at 12:15pmI'm surprised they haven't already been added, but I checked. Here's a whole group of them: the Pussycat Dolls.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#348the skank tank
Posted: 4/25/06 at 12:19pmHi Dottie! I have to agree with Howie Mandel. Skank for days.
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