The Skank Tank — Page 15

#351

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Posted: 4/25/06 at 12:38pm

No Princeton...absolutely not.

I read today that Ann Coulter has a new book being released - and the release date is 6-6-06 - sign of the devil anyone?

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#352

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 12:44pm

Why not??

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"Y'all have a GRAND day now"

#353

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 12:49pm

I adore her - she is like the black Suzanne Sugarbaker! If Jackee goes in, So does Delta Burke. lol

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Updated On: 4/25/06 at 12:49 PM

#354

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 12:53pm

I agree-Delta before Jackay!

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#355

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 1:21pm

Who's Skankier?

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Updated On: 4/25/06 at 01:21 PM

#356

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 1:46pm

I'm thinking the pink one.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#357

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 2:15pm

Jem? She was truly outrageous. Truly truly truly outrageous.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#358

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 2:22pm

And a bit skanky.

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"Y'all have a GRAND day now"

#359

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 2:37pm

Truly truly truly.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#360

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 2:46pm

I can't remember. Have we put in Charlie Sheen yet? He's turning out to be a real gem, yes?

#361

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 2:47pm

You said it, Calvin. A real prince of a guy!!

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#362

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 3:03pm

Maybe Hugh Grant?

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#363

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 3:14pm

Has anyone said Brad Pitt? I NEVER thought I'd say this about him, but- ICK.

LOL at the Jackee Harry pic. "Ooooooh Mary!" She goes in for coining that annoying phrase.

As for JEM, I think The Misfits were the real skanks.

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#364

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 3:23pm

Their songs were bitter, just like my childhood.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#365

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 3:48pm

Oh, WW, I'm so sorry about your bitter childhood, but that line was hilarious.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#366

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 3:49pm

hehe - my childhood wasn't bitter at all, I just thought it was funny.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#367

the skank tank

Posted: 4/25/06 at 3:55pm

Kind of like the line, "just like Mom used to make...when she HATED us"

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#368

the skank tank

Posted: 5/5/06 at 8:29am

A bump for Mary.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#369

the skank tank

Posted: 5/5/06 at 9:58am

Wonderwaiter, you took the words right out of my mouth. I wanted to add her to the list last night.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#370

the skank tank

Posted: 5/5/06 at 10:01am

Dang! WW, ya beat me to it!
Howza bout:

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#371

the skank tank

Posted: 5/5/06 at 10:03am

I can't believe I forgot all about Lynn!

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#372

the skank tank

Posted: 5/5/06 at 10:06am

yeah...and I had to go to her website to get it!
I feel dirty ;(

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#373

the skank tank

Posted: 5/5/06 at 10:14am

Hopefully a shower will help. I know how that can be! Not a nice way to start out the day. I still can't get the word "tawdry" out of my head because of her.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#374

the skank tank

Posted: 5/5/06 at 10:21am

Well, I stopped myself from reading too many of the letters to her...ugh!

You do crack me up, dottie, and I love how you keep this thread going!

and after the other night, I also think we need to induct (unless I missed her before):

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#375

the skank tank

Posted: 5/5/06 at 12:13pm

Oh why, Pamela?

That skanky informercial lady, Cathy, was hawking "bedazzlers" on early morning television. Damn, she gets around. First useless kitchen gadgets, now bedazzlers!!

Doodle, this is one of my favorite threads, though the recent "bad dresses" thread is running a very close second.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany