The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

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The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:18pm

I see an ad for it and think "Monkeys should be given their chance to run things- it couldn't possibly be any worse than this."

For Me I think it's "I Love New York." A women with an IQ that must barely register says things of such obvious stupidity as if she is imparting the wisdom of the ages, while shtupping the most motley crew of mouth breathers and midgets ever assembled. Horrifying.

#2

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:20pm

No sorry, it's Shot of Love with Tila Tequila. I actually hadn't seen any of it until I saw a "Highlight" where Tila gave her prospective girlfriend's 80-something year old Grandma a lap dance. I think anyone involved in that show should quit and get a respectable job like Crack whore or Sweatshop proprietor.

#3

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:21pm

It can't be any worse than Extreme Makeover:Home Edition.

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re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:22pm

I agree with I Love New York

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#5

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:24pm

I'm surprised nobody has brought up "Kid Nation".

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re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:27pm

I'm not sure if the girl in I Love New York has been a female all her life. Either way, is she supposed to be attractive?

I agree, next to the Maury show, this has to be the most harmful to your health!

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#7

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:36pm

I'll say this much, I hate her voice. It sounds like a cat stuck a dryer And my goodness, the woman needs a stylist - those outfits! Oy.

Admittedly, I watched "A Shot of Love With Tila Tequila". It was pure, mindless, entertainment with a constant supply of bitch-fights.(Which are always entertaining!)

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Updated On: 12/16/07 at 11:36 PM

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re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:38pm

The just-concluded Kid Nation was good TV and the kids and their families were pretty cool.

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Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:40pm

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#10

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:55pm

For me, it's a tie between Everybody Loves Raymond and 7th Heaven.

#11

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:56pm

OOOOhhhh 700 Club is a good one! But I always call in and mess with the operators. "I was calling to make a prayer request- but your voice is so sexy! What are you wearing??"

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re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:57pm

HAHA, Joe.

That's great.

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#13

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 12:22am

I think it's the real housewives of Orange County or whatever...that and Laguna Beach/ The Hills....all of them make me think, "and why again do these people on TV?"

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#14

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 1:03am

The Steve Wilkos Show on late night cable! A panoramic view of Trailer Parks everywhere!

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re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 7:47am

Jerry Springer is still #1. Any of the so-called MTV "reality" shows come in a very close 2nd. I'm reserving judgement on that new Fox lie-detector show until I maybe watch one, but that seems like a good candidate for mankinds downfall as well. How are some of these people now considered "stars" is beyond me. Especially those Hills/Laguna Beach people.
I will say a show that surprised me was "Beauty and the Geek", I was expecting a big shame spiral, but found the show oddly touching, and with a small lesson to be learned.

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re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 9:13am

CHEATERS. And that people choose to ignore the fact that reality T.V. is completely staged. It can't succeed if people don't watch!

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re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 9:21am

When I first saw the title I Love New York and Cheaters was the first thing that came to mind.

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re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 10:24am

I am appalled at how "staged" the so called reality shows are- Whatever those dreadful MTV shows are called are so obviously scripted. They use a three camera set up fo God's sake- how in the world could it possibly be "Real."

And for a while I gave Springer the benefit of the doubt but that show is completely unreal. The show is cast and scripted like a daytime soap.

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re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 10:29am

'Two and a Half Men.'

I mean, REALLY, people. This is good comedy?

#20

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 10:37am

That show is awful. I'd never seen it till this year since it's now on about 100 times a day in syndication.

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Posted: 12/17/07 at 10:38am

once when i was at the gym, i saw they made a reality television about a tanning salon. it's all downhill after that

#22

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 12:10pm

I thought this was about the Duggars, but I totally agree. I have some embarrassing guilty pleasure TV shows (see: Duggars), but hell will freeze over before I watch I Love New York or Tila Tequila.

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#23

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 12:16pm

How about that show where the contestants had to compete for an inheritance?

#24

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 12:18pm

Remember that creepy hour of "holy f**k" known as AM I HOT?

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#25

re: The TV show that absolutely proves mankind is doomed

Posted: 12/17/07 at 12:19pm

And how about "Who wants to marry my father?"

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