I just had an old man come in here to drop off an application. When I tried to set up an appointment, he said we should wait until after next Thursday. You see, he has a doctor's appointment and the doctor might wanna do somethin' about shrinkin' up the ol' prostate. So he don't know if he should even think about workin' until that's over cause it might be some whole big ordeal.
I just couldn't believe he said "prostate" to me! >_<
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"