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The houseguest that FINALLY FREAKIN' LEFT! WOOOT!
#250re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:07pmI thought it was obvious that it was the boyfriend 8 pages ago.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#251re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:08pmI don't think we realized that it might be THAT boyfriend.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#252re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:10pm
LOL @ best12bars!
Re Movie-of-the-week: That's a great idea! It would have to be a "Moment of Truth" movie.
The psycho nanny who takes advantage of her position.
The autistic child who sees everything but is unable to communicate.
The loving and kind (but clueless) parents who are ignorant of the nanny's treachery.
The concerned friend who becomes suspicious of the nanny's motives and tries to save the family.
Now we just need a title. Of course, this is a dramatization of an actual event.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 9/20/06 at 10:10 PM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#253re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:12pm
Well, that's an amalgam of two Patty Duke MOW's. "The Babysitter," of course, and the one with Melissa Gilbert with the autistic little boy who's being molested by his caregiver.
I'm telling you - LOOK FOR PATTY DUKE IN YOUR BUSHES.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#254re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:13pmPatti Duke better stay away from my bush!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#255re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:14pmShe's more than welcome in mine.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#256re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:17pmRathie, she is 60!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#257re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:18pmAgeist!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#258re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:18pm
And I'll be 44 on Friday.
Your point?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#259re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:21pmNo no no! It's just that it's Patty Duke! That is forbidden ground. She's like everyone's perfect mom or their goofy cousin depending on which channel you are watching. I usually date people far older than I am.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 9/19/06 at 10:21 PM
#260re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:22pm
Apparently you haven't seen all the channels.
And is that your way of flirting with me?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 9/19/06 at 10:22 PM
#261re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:23pm
"RobbO, where do you live that cigarettes are $40 a carton??"
did i highball it or lowball it? i haven't worked at shoprite for, let's see, 14 years now so i'm out of the loop on the cost of cigarettes.
XING
PED
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#262re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:29pm
Ohhhhhh, that could be.
Anyone seen that BAD movie in which Raquel Welch(yum) plays a writer researching a book on a double murder? It leads her to the fact that the daughter did it so she finds her. I don't remember what happens next, but I do remember that one girl tries to kill the other girl and take over her role in the family. Starting to sound familiar.
I think cigarettes are like $75 a carton here. In the south, they are much cheaper.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 9/19/06 at 10:29 PM
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#263re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:32pmbesides, a hotdog makes her lose control.
#264re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:36pmnice
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#265re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:50pm
Okay, well, there's a Patty Duke movie for that too.
Her daughter's best friend kills the daughter, and then moves in with Patty Duke and family, wanting to be their perfect daughter.
It involves Loretta Swit as the detective with majorly botoxed lips and a really bad wig.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#266re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:52pmEven better.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#267re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:54pmYou didn't answer my question.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#268re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:56pmI can not flirt with you when you have THAT avatar!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#269re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:57pmYou have a Patty Duke movie for everything don't you, Rath?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#270re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:57pm
Okay, I can take a hint.
*shuffles off*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#271re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:58pm
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#272re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:59pmOMG...if we have Rath make a guest appearence, I'm pretty sure our viewer demographics will include the flaming lesbian faction of the cable network! I hope you have this all videoed Jersey...you've landed on a a gold mine. Or else you can turn it into one of those NYT bestseller's beach reads.
#273re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:00pm
Hey, SM2, I didn't make the movies.
I just report 'em.
And what is a "flaming lesbian"?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#274re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:00pmFlaming lesbian is an oxymoron.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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