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The houseguest that FINALLY FREAKIN' LEFT! WOOOT!
#275re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:01pmI'm picturing Rosie on a spit.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#276re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:01pmIt is? Oh wells. What do I know?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#277re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:02pm
flaming lesbian
joan of arc?
#278re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:06pm
Or a redheaded lesbian.
Have I mentioned that my hair is auburn?
heh
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#279re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:08pmWhere?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#280re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:09pmJersey's eyebrows, duuuuh!
#281re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:12pmpervert
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#282re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:13pmWho? Marlene or me?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#283re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:23pmWhile I am sure that Marlene is a perv as well, I was speaking to you!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#284re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:43pm
Good idea, SM2! Who would you cast in these roles?
The psycho nanny who takes advantage of her position - ?
The autistic child who sees everything but is unable to communicate - ?
The loving and kind (but clueless) parents who are ignorant of the nanny's treachery - Valerie Bertinelli and Grant Show?
The concerned friend who becomes suspicious of the nanny's motives and tries to save the family - Tori Spelling?
#285re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:45pmMary-Kate as the psycho nanny. It will be her breakout role!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#286re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:48pm
Chain smoking, hiding a black eye behind enormous sunglasses...love it.
In addition to the other roles, "The Boyfriend" must also be cast.
#287re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:49pm
Bitch, I will NOT be played by Tori Spelling.
Mary Kate could actually be perfect in the role. She needs the dark curly mullet and a bad fake nose.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#288re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:50pm
How about if we have evil twins and then both the Olsen sisters could take part? They could pretend to be one person: While one of them is performing her nanny duties, the other is snooping and wreaking havoc, and vice versa. Of course, this is dramatic license at its worst.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 9/19/06 at 11:50 PM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#289re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:51pm
FINE, JG2!
Gabrielle Carteris it is...
Updated On: 9/19/06 at 11:51 PM
#290re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:53pm
SM2, the flaw in that is that Ashley can't act.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#291re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:53pm
That weird looking guy that plays Matt on Nip/Tuck as the boyfriend. I have never seen him but I imagine he looks kind of creepy.
Gabrielle Carteris? NO!
My actress needs boobs and curves.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 9/19/06 at 11:53 PM
#292re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:54pmYeah, Carteris is like 50.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#293re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:55pm
"Gabrielle Carteris? NO!
My actress needs boobs and curves."
Amanda Lepore?
#294re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:57pmCamryn Manheim?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#295re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:57pmAnd I would prefer that she NOT have a testicles.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#296re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:58pm
Camryn has testicles?
Sara Rue? She hasn't been doing anything since Popular and that cancelled Eric Roberts show, has she?
#297re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:59pm
Just appease her and say Angelina Jolie after she's had a few bombs at the box-office and resorts to television melodramas.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 9/20/06 at 11:59 PM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#298re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 12:00am
"that cancelled Eric Roberts show, has she?"
You mean that Sara Rue show. And she's fine. Let's cast her.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#299re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 12:01am
No, you nut. I assume Amanda still does.
Sara Rue was my original choice.
Did Camryn ever cut that damn hair? That long, straight, no style do used to drive me nuts. I think she is great, I just never liked her hair.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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