I just consulted the wise oracle who lives in my desk...
"Not likely", it says upon vigorous shaking.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
Jaily, everyone knows you are a cute little ball of sunshine.
and everyone also always knew that you kept a man under your desk.
Jaily, quit playing with your oracles at work.
Like all reality shows, this one is fizzling. Can't we vote her off the island yet??
We voted her off days ago.
She won't leave.
That's not good enough.
We need to bring in a new character now or introduce a new story line...
...or the network is going to pull this show, for sure.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
Jersey is an island?
Can't we just dump her in Midgetville or in the middle of some mall?
"Midgetville"?
*offended*
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
I thought Midgetville was a myth but RobbO once told me it was real.
I found our new character.
Just...because.
can't see pics.
I think I'm blind now.
my eyes! my eyes!
Now all I am thinking of blind melons....
Not a good look for her. Damn, those are huge. All I can think of is my back, my back, my aching friggin back.
for blue:
it is real. really reals yo.
Those aren't even in the same Zip code as the rest of her.
No idea what you're all talking about.
*feels left out*
RAth, it'd put you off women.
no links either, rath?
I know...can you BELIEVE those things?? Nutty!!!
Now SHE'D make one hell of a live-in nursemaid.
Well... that "new character" ought to have Nanny Georgia run screaming from the house.
It worked for ME.
please tell me that the thing on the dress on the left side of the photo is an ill-placed brooch. please.
How can you tell?
Everything is ill-placed.
Actually, it's...um...well, you see, it's...
...feh. I have absolutely no IDEA what it is; but you would SWEAR she was lactating, wouldn't you?
I need a drink. Perhaps Nanny Georgia will run fetch me one?
I think it's actually Rhode Island.
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