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The houseguest that FINALLY FREAKIN' LEFT! WOOOT!
#375re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:32am<------ not festive, just mean.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#376re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:33am
<----Can't quite manage "festive" and "mean" at the same time.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#377re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:35am<-------- loves to look at himself in the mirror all day.
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#378re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:35am
I think I might have the market cornered on being festive and mean simultaneously...
I love to look at you in the mirror all day, too, Robb.
From beneath.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#379re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:37ambeneath, what?
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#380re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:42amI think he means he's spyin' up your skirt again.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#381re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:47am
"I think he means he's spyin' up your skirt again"
Who hasn't?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#382re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:51amgeorgia, the au pair of balls on her like a truck driver.
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#383re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:10pm
THE QUEENS HAVE TAKEN OVER MY THREAD!!!
Okay, I am not sure that INS can do anything since her visa is still valid.
And that Aretha pic is HORRIFYING. Those spaghetti straps are crying.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#384re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:11pm
See? Things could always be worse...
...it could be ARETHA eating all the food in your house.
*shudder* I cannot IMAGINE what the grocery bill would be every...day.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#385re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:16pmWell, we made a decision. You know all the stuff in your pantry that you never eat? Well, we decided that none of us are buying any groceries until she leaves. Hopefully she will be forced to eat the two year old easy mac.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#386re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:18pmand i thought i was passive aggressive.
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#387re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:19pm
So...you are all going to starve?
And if you order out, the parents aren't going to buy her food- right?
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#388re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:20pm
"And that Aretha pic is HORRIFYING. Those spaghetti straps are crying."
JG2, you made a rhyme! From now on, try to write everything in verse, if only to amuse us.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#389re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:21pm
starve her out?
That's an odd choice.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#390re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:22pmWait, I thought someone was taking her to the train station at 7:00 this morning.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#391re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:24pmThat was two days ago Dottie. Keep up!
#392re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:30pmDottie, keep up or we'll ditch you by the wayside.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#393re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:31pmWe are all doing our own thing tonight. Mom has to take Kid to a chiropractor appt. and Dad is working late. I am gonna grab a sandwich or something while I am out. Tommorrow night, Mom and Dad are seeing The Who, so I will take Kid to the diner. And there is enough stuff here to make do if need be. We are just not going to add to it.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#394re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:34pm
i think you all should stop cleaning the house too.
and stop bathing.
and don't pay the utility bills anymore.
that'll force her out.
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#395re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:34pm
I think they should go on a hunger strike until she leaves.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 9/20/06 at 01:34 PM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#396re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:42pm
Oh no, we are not starving her out. We are just making her eat what's here instead of buying new things for her.
Ohhh, I am not sure I ever mentioned the shopping trip the first week she was here. Kid was having a birthday and we were making cupcakes for school. We needed icing and I told Mom that I would run to the grocery to pick up a few things. Georgia said that she would be happy to make a dish that Dad really likes if we would get the ingredients. I added those things to the list as well as a few more items. Mom gave me her credit card. Georgia asked if she could go, too. Of course, I told her she could. As we walked the aisles, she pointed out things that we were out of. "I think you need bread." I had just bought a loaf of sandwich bread and not used any of it, but apparently it was gone. "I think you are out of sugar." None of use sugar. She added it to the cart. "I am going to get some coffee." We HAVE coffee. She wanted instant coffee. She picked up some bagels and cream cheese. I told her that I wasn't going to put it on Mom's credit card. She said, "Oh, I will give her the money back when we get home." Of course, I told the mom as soon as we got home. Georgia said she would pay give her the money as soon as her brother sent her some. Mom never asked her for it.
LEECH!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 9/20/06 at 01:42 PM
#397re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:47pm
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I HATE this girl. Can I pleeeeeeeeeease come and pull her hair until she screams?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#398re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:49pmokay, if miss georgia 2005 doesn't kill you all by monday, can i have a go?
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#399re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:53pmIf she is not gone by Monday morning, I will kill her myself.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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