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The houseguest that FINALLY FREAKIN' LEFT! WOOOT!
#350re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 10:51amwould it be up that high or would it be lower? i cannot get a clear perspective.
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#351re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 10:51amHer string of pearls are being swallowed up!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#352re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 10:51am
I have a very simple solution for you, Jersey.
Call INS.
#353re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 10:53amyou're lucky you're pretty, singer.
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#354re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 10:55am
bwaysinger --- You must have second-acted this show.
INS was earlier on. We even had it scrawled on the wall, backwards, in blood.
It didn't "play," apparently.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#355re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 10:56ambut this thread has gone on so long, it seems like a new idea.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#356re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 10:56am
CALL INS!
I'm just going to repeat myself.
And you know I'm pretty, RobbO. How else do you think I manage to scrape by?
#357re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 10:57am
I had a friend who was pretty once...
...and then she died.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#358re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:00am
same friend? or is this a different friend?
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#359re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:00am
We all could use a little "pretty" after that photo.
Thanks for stopping by, bwaysinger!
And a good idea bears repeating. It's just falling upon deaf ears in that house. T'ain't gonna happen.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#360re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:02am
midgetville (for the link impaired):
ONCE THE ROAD TURNED YELLOW, we knew it was going to be a weird day. Our search for the fabled, often sought after town of Midgetville brings us to this year's site somewhere in northern New Jersey.
Here, our normal sized friend inspects the tiny houses in a community we believe may be the town that everyone and their brother has been to, but can never remember how to get there.
Although we cannot be sure this is the property once belonging to the Ringling Company, we can attest to the fact that these homes come complete with four-foot doors and undersized windows.
Is this Midgetville? One of our informants told us there was a tiny Victorian castle in Midgetville, but we didn't find one here. The stop signs weren't three feet tall either.
Unfortunately, there was no one around to confirm this site as being the real Midgetville, so we're keeping it logged in the database and we're off to another lead on tracking this elusive community. But if you must tell your friends where you vacationed this year, tell 'em you visited Midgetville . . . in Weird, NJ.
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#361re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:04am
WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#362re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:09am
Jaily, you're that "... and then s/he died" troll at Datalounge!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 9/20/06 at 11:09 AM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#363re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:12am
I once knew a boy who publicly insinuated that I was fat...
...and then he died.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#364re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:13am
I was going to post...
but then I *Jailyjiggled* and died.
#365re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:15am
Here, JG2, consult this:
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 9/20/06 at 11:15 AM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#366re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:17am
I once had a sign that said "try me"
and then I died.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#367re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:24am
Gah...it doesn't WORK if you do it in the first person, you dorks!!!
You can ONLY be the "...and then s/he died" troll if you say "...and then s/he died".
Sheesh!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#368re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:25amoh, oh, do one for me!
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#369re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:26am
I knew someone once who had back surgery...
...and then he died.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#370re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:27amperfection.
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#371re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:29amIt certainly does work if we're making fun of you, Jaily dear.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#372re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:30am
I try, baby.
There's also the "...and then she died" troll's cousin, the "...and then she got deported" trollette.
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One time, I knew this psycho au pair who wouldn't go away and had her whole life story (deservedly so) plastered on a message board for a bunch of festive mean queens to laugh at...
...and then she got deported.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#373re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:31am
Who's "festive and mean?"
*looks around*
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#374re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/20/06 at 11:31amyou're so insensitive, jaily. the correct phrasing is "an au pair who was psycho."
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