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Posted: 10/31/05 at 4:35pm
- Billboards do not belong in cemeteries.
- Sluts cannot read.
- Transvestites are easily mistaken for vampires.
- The secret to life is sno-cone flavoring.
- It is difficult to tell the difference between your lithe girlfriend and a hairy transvestite.
- Never piss off the guy holding an electric knife.
- Do not piss off the same guy if he is indiscriminately turning people into stone.
- Fishnet stockings cure paralysis.
- Rainbows are caused by antigravity drives.
- Sluts cannot read.
- Transvestites are easily mistaken for vampires.
- The secret to life is sno-cone flavoring.
- It is difficult to tell the difference between your lithe girlfriend and a hairy transvestite.
- Never piss off the guy holding an electric knife.
- Do not piss off the same guy if he is indiscriminately turning people into stone.
- Fishnet stockings cure paralysis.
- Rainbows are caused by antigravity drives.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
Updated On: 10/31/05 at 04:35 PM
