Things One Can Learn From Watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 4:35pm

- Billboards do not belong in cemeteries.
- Sluts cannot read.
- Transvestites are easily mistaken for vampires.
- The secret to life is sno-cone flavoring.
- It is difficult to tell the difference between your lithe girlfriend and a hairy transvestite.
- Never piss off the guy holding an electric knife.
- Do not piss off the same guy if he is indiscriminately turning people into stone.
- Fishnet stockings cure paralysis.
- Rainbows are caused by antigravity drives.

Updated On: 10/31/05 at 04:35 PM

[paradox_error]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 4:38pm

[Marquise]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 5:20pm

That Susan Sarandon has a very pretty singing voice.

[BlueWizard]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 6:20pm

In just seven days, one can be made into a man.

[Lavieboheme3090]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 8:45pm

If anything grows while you pose, I'll oil you up and drop you down.

[Jon]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 10:16pm

That while all of Dr. Furter's party guests know how to do the Time Warp, none know how to Madison.

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 10:21pm

A mental mind f*ck can be nice.

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 10:21pm

¡Oy, duplica el poste!

Updated On: 10/31/05 at 10:21 PM

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 10:34pm

Dr. Frank N. Furter doesn't have a phone, but he does have a telecom system.