Toddlers and Tiaras — Page 3

#51

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/10/09 at 8:45pm

I do remember the episode with the girl whose mother would not do all the fake stuff. She was naturally pretty, which I wish these pageants would emphasize. A child who is made up to look like Malibu Barbie is fake pretty. I mean, they could be pretty enough without all the fakeness.

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#52

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/10/09 at 10:13pm

The closeted (I assume) gay dad from West Virginia sure was something.

I would never have seen this show were it not for this thread.

Three words that should never be uttered together: child + beauty + pageant.

Three others: and + starring + Madonna.

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#53

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 12:24am

^^ so true, Namo.

This show bothers me. How can parents do this to their children? It is just sick.

#54

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 8:36am

Another happy pageanter

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#55

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 8:56am

Oh Jane, please tell me that picture is photoshopped.

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#56

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 8:58am

It's not Stockard. I've seen that little girl before. So frightening.

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#57

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 9:01am

It looks like a still shot from a horror movie.

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#58

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 9:03am

Oh my God. That looks just like Swan from the documentary "Living Dolls." Or Kim Zolciak at age six.

If you think this show is scary, watch "Living Dolls."

Updated On: 8/11/09 at 09:03 AM

#59

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 9:19am

yes, Blue, I believe it is Swan Brooner.

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Updated On: 8/11/09 at 09:19 AM

#60

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 9:23am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SryyKZFEVvU

Swan singing "where is love"

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#61

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 9:26am

Swan today - pretty girl. I hope she's not f*cked up.

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#62

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 10:11am

Jane, in the current Swan picture I seriously can't tell if she's 13 or 25???

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#63

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 11:00am

Yeah, I see that a little in the eyebrows.

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#64

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 11:33am

I really hope she's doing okay...she had it rough, with that screwy family and losing her mom at such a tender age.

#65

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 11:47am

Her mom died? I didn't really do that much research. That's a shame.

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#66

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 11:54am

Yes. Cancer. I heard about it a few years ago.

#67

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/11/09 at 11:54am

wow-it seems her father died too.

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#68

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/18/09 at 12:32am

i think if the child wants to do it the parent should let her, but also the parent should not force it on the child. the parent should be very supportave of what the child wants to do. my daughter told me she wants to do it so im going to let her untill she wants to stop. my daughter was doing gymnasticts at 2 1/2 and she loves it now she wants to dance so im gonna let her so in the padgent shes gonna be in at 3 1/2 she will be able to do it or not do it if she wants. but the parents who get greatly mad furrious or disapointed with their kid for not doing something right at 2 years old should get smacked

#69

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/18/09 at 12:48am

Does anyone understand the post above me?

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#70

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/18/09 at 8:32am

Eris- looks like a sock puppet!

#71

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/18/09 at 8:59am

If it looks like one and smells like one, it is one!

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#72

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/18/09 at 12:09pm

LOL!

It seems that English is that poster's second language perhaps.

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#73

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 8/18/09 at 12:31pm

Oops...someone's missed their period...several, in fact!

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#74

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 9/3/09 at 9:11am

I just LOVE the director of this show. They just showed one family that had three children AND the mother who are entering the pageant. They are home schooled and they just watched their pet snake being fed, before they could eat their own dinner.

The all watched as the snake swallowed a huge rat in one gulp. Then the camera panned the plate of lasagna they were going to eat. LOL!!!!

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#75

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 9/3/09 at 9:20am

Oh I love this show. sick sick sick!

They just showed an infant who can't walk yet, being held up by her mother. She was wearing a giant gown which was heavily bejeweled and reminded me of something a Las Vegas showgirl would wear. The dress was heavier than the kid and all you saw was huge beads and glitter with a baby in it! Love it!

Then they had a girl who just got her new false teeth they all wear. Only hers don't fit right - when she smiles I had to laugh. Love all this!

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