Tom auditioned Katie
Tom auditioned Katie
#0Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 4:25pm
So...I don't usually believe all the gossip I hear, but a good friend who I trust heard from a reliable source that Cruise actually auditioned 4 seperate actresses to fill the role of his girlfriend.
I don't care if it's true or not, but it's fun to believe it is true. hehe.
God I hate Tom Cruise.
#1re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 4:46pmwell that made my day. know i can finally sleep at night.
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#2re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 5:00pmKudos to him.
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sabrelady
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#3re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 5:09pm
ROTF LMAO!!!
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beacon1
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#4re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 7:16pm
Yes some source said his first choice was Kate Bosworth ("My Date with Todd Hamilton") but she blew him off.
I guess he was going down the alphabet and had success in the "H"s???
LOL...
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#5re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 7:24pmHa, he's not fooling anyone. theyve only known each other for like 7 weeks. And it sounds like they have a script of what to say. "I am sooo happy" "She/he is the most wonderful person" "::Giggle:: I'm in ::giggle some more:: love". I think he's just trying to prove hes not gay after he dumped nicole kidman.
bdwybelle
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#6re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 7:53pm
I used to like him and this whole Scientology thing is weird. No offense to any of you if you are, I personally do not like it.
He keeps making rude comments to Brooke Shields about her depression medicine, which is not fair, because he has never had her kind of depression.
Given the recent news, I wouldn't be surprised if he did audition actresses to be his girlfriends.
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#7re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 8:12pmHe didn't call me! I would have gladly auditioned--and taught him a thing or two in the process. There are worse things in the world than being called "Mrs. Tom Cruise".
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#8re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 8:51pmI know I'm just being picky, but Kate Bosworth was in the movie "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton!" not "My Date with Todd Hamilton"... "Win a Date..." is the movie where both Topher Grace and Josh Duhamel take their shirts off in the same scene and proceed to chop wood and... ... I'm sorry, what was I talking about? Updated On: 6/19/05 at 08:51 PM
#10re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 8:53pm
who gives a flying, sitting, running, jumping, shaking, baking in an easy bake oven FCUK!
#11re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 9:05pmI wouldn't mind being famous enough to audition guys to be my boyfriend. Just knowing I could get away with it would be enough.
And hang on, when did you win the discus?
#12re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 9:09pmshocker?
awkward.
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#13re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 9:13pm
Is it true that Katie knocked Wilmer Valderrama out in the last round? 
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#14re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 9:30pm
1. Dakota Fanning
2. Queen Latifah
3. Maggie Smith
4. Katie Holmes
Please bring a ballad and an up-tempo, and jazz shoes.
#15re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 9:35pmBTW, I will now be auditioning posters to be my BWW girlfriend. Respond to this thread if interested. Please have a headshot ready, at least three references on hand, and be able to do the first sixteen bars of "Time Heals Everything".
#16re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 9:40pmPfftt...everyone knows this is a rumour...It was Definetly Katie who auditioned him, however, she probably should have gone with someone who could have delivered a little more understated performance...theres also the matter of having to buy a new couch every week
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#17re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 9:40pm
I am holding an open call next week.
Breakdown: Female, 45+, at least 5'5", come prepared to sing The Morning After. Accompanist will be provided.
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Updated On: 6/19/05 at 09:40 PM
#18re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 9:42pm
Rath, you want them to sing "The Morning After"?
What's next? "Would you mind trying this cropped red wig on for size? Can I call you 'Marmee' in bed?"
#19re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 9:42pmHave you been reading my notes??
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#20re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 9:47pm
"Have you been reading my notes??"
Well, we all have an MO. Mine will be, "Would you mind putting on this raven-haired black wig?"
#21re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/19/05 at 10:04pm
The part has been cast...
Dollypop is officially my BWW girlfriend.
#22re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:52pmSo if he really did auditon girls, did they know it? I mean, does HOlmes know she is a publicity stunt or is she really in love? Didn't they openly say that they met through their publicists?
robbiej
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#23re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:58pmI'm telling you...if she goes along with this for at least 6-7 years, at some point thereafter she will be referred to as 'Oscar-winner Katie Holmes'...though she'll have probably changed it to Kate by then.
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#24re: Tom auditioned Katie
Posted: 6/20/05 at 1:07pm
Bobby, Katie is in on the whole thing, too. They are blowing this whole thing up that it couldn't be any more phony. She acts like a giggling idiot when she talks about him (more than obvious it's acting, considering she's not THAt great an actress), and he obviously writes anything he says on paper before he makes speeches.
This whole Tom and Katie thing makes me sick...not so much because it is fake, but more so, because he HAS to prove to America that he's straight? And because they (And yes, it's them and their publicists) are throwing it in our faces. Unlike other celebrities that the media throws at us (Jenn and Brad, Ben and Jen, etc.) Tom and Katie are finding every medium to express this fake love to the world. I think it's repulsive, and I have lost so much respect for them as human beings.
Truthfully, it's no one's business if Tom is gay or not, so why does he have to PROVE to America he isn't?
(Remember the court case a few years ago about someone "slandering" him by calling him gay? They had to settle out of court, because that "person" had actual proof, and the settlement alone PROVES that he is not straight - Tom, you're such an idiot)
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