SOOOO glad Hoyt is gone. I hope he never comes back. Bill needs to meet the true death like yesterday, along with Nora and Salome. Russell, Gay Vampire American, The Reverend Steve Newlin and puppy Ella need to go off and live happily ever after in a spin-off where they eat frat houses and dance to katy perry songs in the middle of the corpses each week. And Pam and Tara need to continue dressing like sisters raiding each other's closets.
Oh, and Jessica needs to be the one to stake the POS Bill. He's been a terrible sire to her. Worst. Father. Ever.
Bill doesn't bug me the way he does a lot of other people. He's certainly one of the characters I find least compelling, but I'd take Bill over a Were any day.
I've been rewatching the show from the beginning on HBOGo, and I'm just done with season 2. I can't believe there were no Weres in the entire first two seasons. I'd love to go back to that. I guess Alcide can stay around because he's pretty, but god, I just hate any suplot involving them. I'm dreading the return of Crystal and twenty pregnant werepanther girls. Maybe the new post-Ball regime will just pretend like they never existed.
Something I caught in rewatching - Andy already knew Sam was a shifter, even though it seems like he's finding out for the first time this season. He found out near the end of the second season, when Sam tried to fake out all of Maryann's minions.
1) I'm glad Bill's craziness was explained. 2) "You Ginger Bitch" will be something I will strive to say at least once a day from now on. 3) Lillith's pubic hair deserves an Emmy nomination and it's own series.
Does anyone else get the feeling that ,this storyline will be carried over to season 6 ? I just don't see them tieing all the plot up in just 50mins. Roomrate and I have a bet that it will end with a massive cliff hanger.
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Also glad Bill's sudden fundamentalism was explained, and Pam, as always, made that moment sing. But Moyers, whom I generally like, remains unconvincing as a reborn Lilithian.
I wish Lilith would put on a goddamn toga or something. I have nothing against the nudity, but seriously lady, enough. I was surprised she actually finally spoke. I thought she was just all primal screams and stuff.