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#3451

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:38pm

Oooh, Ellie! Go rent Life Aquatic to get the Goldblum voice in your head before reading it!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#3452

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:38pm

Lemme crack out the calendar...
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3453

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:39pm

Will seeing Jurassic Park and his guest spot on Friends do the trick?

And really, Tiff - such filth! I'll have to think twice before associating with you.

On my face, if you must know.
#3454

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:40pm

Friends or Will & Grace with your allegedly BFF, Megan?

(And THANK YOU for someone finally acknowledging my 'come' crack. It was funny!)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3455

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:41pm

Fine, they'll do, but you must rent Life Aquatic sometime. He's quite hilarious in his (smallish) role!!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#3456

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:43pm

Well it goes without saying he was on W&G...who hasn't been?

*said as a loving fan and close personal friend of Ms.Megan Mullally*

Edit - I shall rent it sometime, Mabs! Dunno if I'll like it though...Royal Tenenbaums kinda sucked, I thought. But I haven't seen it in years, and my taste has matured since then, so y'never know!

Updated On: 9/21/05 at 07:43 PM

#3457

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:43pm

Jeff and Nikki are lov-ahs. You must ask her when you meet her.

Oh, so you both are in for BWW HH, riiiiight??
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3458

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:45pm

Yeah, I sent Rath a PM to let her know, even though you chimed in for me on the BWW HH thread.
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#3460

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:47pm

I'm watching Oprah, and it reminded me of how much I loved Bon Jovi when I was younger, and I'm not afraid to admit it!

Oh SH*T, I should PM Rath to make sure she knows. Oops.


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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3461

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:47pm

You realize they had to change the place for you, missy?!?!? No "but..." from you!!!

Edited because I have know idea what I was thinking w/ "missie"???
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

Updated On: 9/21/05 at 07:47 PM

#3462

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:48pm

But...I'm shy and retiring! What if my sparkling banter is cooly received? Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/sad.gif>

Jon Bon Jovi freely admits he is "hung like a pre-schooler". Just so ya know.
#3463

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:49pm

Nic does Jewish guilt like the best Catholic girl I know!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3464

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:50pm

I know. And his honesty is a turn-on. (And he fills out those leather pants like...*drool*)
















Bon Jovi (is it weird that I first wrote "BonO Jovi"?) is my #1 guilty pleasure.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3465

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:51pm

But...I'm shy and retiring! Baaah!!! I fully expect to be a big ol' disappointment in this whole shindig, and I'm still going. I'm sure you won't be the only one who's banter is coolly received...Still not an excuse! Next?
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

Updated On: 9/21/05 at 07:51 PM

#3466

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:53pm

No, your Bono lapse is fully understood by moi. When I was typing something about Arturo Ui the other day, I automatically typed "Artruo U2"...It the 2 just automatically came after the U!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#3467

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:54pm

Hey, I've lost 9 goddamn pounds for this trip, and I'd better lose another 10 more before I show my face in front of you guys. Otherwise, I'll be at Luxia in a potato sack, and witty banter will not even BE on the table, mmkay?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3468

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:55pm

I feel a bit guilty if the venue really was changed for my benefit, or at least partly mine. I could easily pass for 21, you know! Or at least I can in quiet harbour towns...NYC's the same, right?

Nah, okay - I'm going! Just, oy. Dunno if I'll be able to keep up with the drinkin' and the jivin'.
#3469

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:58pm

I'll barely be drinking - one drink will be enough to last me for several hours. And yes, it was changed on your behalf - notice that Nana said 'if Ellie doesn't come, Grandma doesn't come'. (And she didn't just mean it in the way that your Pillowman came all over your visage!)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3470

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:58pm

I could easily pass for 21, you know! Or at least I can in quiet harbour towns...Ellie, that was seriously hilarious!!!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#3471

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 7:59pm

THAT was hilarious and I get no credit from you for my "Pillowman came today!" "Oh, on your face or on your shirt?" crack? NOTHING??

*huffs*

(PS. When will you find out about Piazza? Or did I ask this already? I swear, the pre-Alzheimers...)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3472

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 8:00pm

Loooooooooooooost! Be back at commercial!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3473

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 8:02pm

Oh fine, you are an incredibly witty individual. I nearlly pissed myself...*pst* Couldn't you tell I was just trying to butter her up?!?! I'd do the size change thing for that, but I don't know how. *pouts*

And I still haven't heard back from Piazza. I'd imagine he's probably still waiting to see what the response is from the rest of the program first.
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#3474

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 8:05pm

What program is it for?

Looks like I won't be watching Lost until 8pm. Parents hogging the digital cable. Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/sad.gif> Oh yeah...calendar...oh, and I gotta pee. (Water is my appetite suppressant when I can't have a smoke. Maybe I should go the Kate Moss route and snort coke instead?)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3475

Big Apple, here I come! (Having second thoughts.)

Posted: 9/21/05 at 8:05pm

I'm avoiding Lost Season 2 until I can catch up on the DVDs...no spoilers, Tiff!

And thanks Mab! With wit like that I'll go down a treat, right? Right? (And I suppose I should get into the habit of actually calling you by your real name...I tell ya, 'twill be strange!)

And oy, Tiff - the more you worry about your looks, the more I think you'll be worrying about mine...!
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