It's okay, I won't be discussing any of my real life 'friends' because I'm anticipating them giving me the shaft for my joint early birthday 'party' with another girl next Friday (where, like last year, they'll lavish expensive presents on her, and toss me a small bottle of Bailey's as a pity present, and make me pay for my own dinner). So if you hear about them, it'll only be in the negative.
When I'm telling people I'm staying with friends in New York for a week, they're also all, "Since when did you know people in New York and how come you didn't visit them last year?" and I just reply that I met Sivon at school and she re-located to SF (to justify my meeting her in March) and now to NYC to do her Masters at NYU, and I met you through the film industry, and now you're a glam writer's assistant for AMC who 'owns a place' in the Financial District.
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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell