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[mabel]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:00pm

Well I must say, all these Celine sing-a-longs certainly have left me rethinking my philanthropic leanings.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:02pm

And she means them to torment us! Remember that. She does it to be cruel. It's her nature.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:03pm

Hey I only said mean things about Bono when I was ticketless and needed to make myself feel better by pretending in vain that I didn't even want to see them!

That said, BJ over PH any day of the week.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:05pm

Blow Job over Phallic Head? Silly girl. They're the same!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:06pm

Tiff has a mind as dirty as her knickers after a panic attack.

She's also quite the ho.

[mabel]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:09pm

*snickers at the knickers*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:14pm

*Oh Henry at the knickers*

It's all brown streaks, isn't it?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:15pm

*ChockFullONuts at the sluts*

[mabel]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:17pm

Very bad...I can't believe we're going to go off on another candy bar (albeit this time significantly filthier) tangent! I swear that didn't even cross my mind as I typed it.

*off to finish up this damn paper*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:18pm

*sidekick at the prick*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:21pm

*KitKat at the FatSH*T*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:24pm

What's that? Like a rhyming palendrome?

*Reese's Pieces at the....* *brain fart*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:26pm

*TootsieRoll at the GutsyRolls(of flab)*

[mabel]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:27pm

Oh, I think you're stretching ladies. Unfortunately, I think my unintentional "snickers in the knickers" fared best...oy!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:30pm

See, that's your charm, Mabs. Being wittier than Ellie and you don't even have to try! (Or even know that you are!)

<-- Is on Day 2 of Atkins and wants to ravage a potato

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:32pm

The ironic thing is - Tiff's boyfriends have actually seen a large bulge in her knickers, prayed it was a Snickers, but alas only to be let down. 'Tis a dick.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:33pm

Why the hell would my boyfriend be PRAYING for a big mooshy brown log?

[grownupgroupie]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:33pm

You girls are hysterical. I can't keep up.

Here's the eye candy for Tiff so she doesn't have to keep going back a few pages. SO jealous of your MSG adventure! Will be amazing...

I have a sore throat and am going away to gargle w/ salt water and feel sorry for myself.

*snickers at snickers in the knickers* TeeHee!! :)
Updated On: 4/2/05 at 09:33 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:35pm

Well, a) anything to avoid nibbling on your fishy vag, and b) after noticing the bulge, praying that you do actually have a vag, albeit a fishy one.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:38pm

Shame that Ellie can't find it in herself to actually act like a grown-up when GrownUp's online. 'Tis sad. Go sit at the kiddie table.

Mabs, this NYC reunion will be 21+ ONLY right? (If she doesn't take the hint - The hint being: "Leave us alone." - we can always just walk into the next bar and watch her get kicked out!)



Groupie, are you still on a high from Wednesday?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:38pm

Ah, screw it - I know I'm contradicting myself.

Tiff does have a vag of cod, and also a rather hefty penis. Let's just say her parents made the wrong choice bringing her up as a girl. I mean, that 5 o'clock shadow fools no one. And as for that mustache...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:45pm

*checks watch ot see if Ellie will figure out she's beating a dead horse any time soon*

*Nope! Not yet!*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:47pm

Tiff is a man.

[grownupgroupie]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 9:53pm

wow. WOW. A "vag of cod." I might let Ellie out of her kiddie-table exile, b/c that is delightfully gross.


Oh my GOD, Tiff, totally. I still owe you guys more of a blow by blow w/ little moments and stuff....we dropped off the film today so hopefully there will be some decent pics? Assuming I figure out how to post them, that is. Maybe that's why I got sick--too much screaming at the concert and the crazy euphoria somehow eroded my immune system. Or something. We went into Target last night (I lOOOVE me some Target)--which happens to be across the street from the arena--and everyone was still talking about the concerts. (Lots of people parked there and were towed.) And this bald guy in a Vertigo 05 T-shirt (some CUTE/pricey swag to buy, btw) was telling us about how he'd gone home after the show on Weds. and shaved his head since after all of it he felt like it'd been a "spiritual cleansing." He was a little wacky, but I knew exactly what he meant!

CRAZY how much they switched up the setlist last night! I have to say, I LOOOVED having them start w/ COBL and Vertigo--we were SO pumped. And ever since Mabel and I heard the most INSANE COBL under the bridge as night fell ON the actual city of blinding lights(!!!) I have just adored that song--it has a build almost as good as Streets, I think. (And of course I forever have the mental image of Bono some 15 yards away turning his back to us, towards the city with his arms outstretched...) Ok, see, now I'm getting all excited again just thinking about the shows! EEE!!!

Oh, and as far as Celine fromage goes, I have to stick with "It's all Coming Back to me." Seriously cheesetastic. Love Ana Gasteyer's version of her. Anyhoo.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled innuendo

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 10:05pm

Delightfully gross to you because this is the first time you've heard it. She's been overusing that phrase the same way she's been abusing the bleach bottle.

I love Tarjay! I wish we had it in Canadia! Did you take a disposable camera or a real one? How were your seats? I still have to find the setlist from last night. I'm glad they started with Vertigo, just cuz it's such a catchy uptempo ditty. Has Streets been on every setlist so far? THAT in Vancouver would be amazing. (It's the Canucks theme song when they come onto the ice.)

Yeah, that's true. It's All Coming Back To Me - and that killer music video!! - is campier than Rocky Horror!

What in-your-end-o are you referring to, Groupie?